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Da Sektur - General 👑 Elaine April Miller / Trollcow

General Prefix for people in the Sektur but unsure where to place them
https://archive.is/AvXeXWhen you search for Farrow, you get...
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When you search Elaine Miller...
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Ahh... Shame(!) TBF prolly for the best Other Elaine (or Unimportant Elaine), you're not Fringe festival... you can finish that one yerself.
https://archive.is/ygnWQShe retweeted this as well... On a tangent, some of you might want to look into the Mosque shooting.
https://archive.is/wip/9OclOStocking. It all comes down to the broom.
https://archive.is/wip/bYteDSomething to do with Kinoshit, who cares... Elaine claims to be a free speech absolutist... Guess she finally learnt how to stop worrying and love the thread.
https://archive.is/wip/4FuBVNot with your spindly armed upper body strength. Doubt Gunt could either. Anyway Elaine, you should be more worried about the troons you are so phobic about, they know where you are.
https://archive.is/wip/JMuUXElaine is worried about blow back after she linked (who she thought was) a minor to porn. If you factor in how she chooses to hang around with nonces...
https://archive.is/wip/YCXcPElaine laments she is the Ashley Jew Hater of Commie Farms.
https://archive.is/wip/LD2JqThe only thing I can infer from this tweet... is that Elaine wants to be SWAT'd. Bold. What with all the trannies that want to throw acid in her face.
 
Elaine wants to be SWAT'd.
she's already had people sent to her residence to speak with her , but it wasn't the sexy battery ram thru the door guns blazing speaker asking her to come out with her hands up . wouldn't do much for her street cred so it doesn't get mentioned . .
 
https://archive.is/wip/LhbeuWasn't there a couple of pics from the Poowinson/Elaine stream that looked like a 3rd person had taken them?
Don't believe that some rando is interested in your syrup.
https://archive.is/wip/RFC6hYeeeeaaah. Elaine is clearly posing for the right hand pic. Suggesting she knows she is having her pic taken
https://archive.is/wip/Xnkp4I've no idea.
https://archive.is/wip/BjbUMElaine not obsessively checking her Commie Farms thread
https://archive.is/wip/kK5xjOr, they are just taking a nap. Like Elaine should, it's been another up all night on Squitter.
https://archive.is/wip/WBC0DMore of Elaine's brand of trannyphobia.
https://archive.is/wip/RwNKNX.
Thought I'd include this...

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Looks like Elaine's got the herpes, and if she chubbed up, they'd look like Kerfuffels. I guess the previous squits make sense now.
 
https://archive.is/wip/9qxRIProstatehater falls foul of Elaine's ire again. Nothing on the harddrives. It's all archived up in the cloud, innit.

https://archive.is/wip/d2oMtSez the person who looks like a tranny and needs to do some exercise...

https://archive.is/wip/l4XNF@Empresa, I think she means she looks like a man. In this case Joaquin Phoenix, not Tim Roth.

https://archive.is/wip/viFDbDuncce and Elaine being good shills there, for the Canine Killer. Isn't this why they used to have the Work Houses?
 
https://archive.is/wip/1lfXkAnd yet joshy won't pay attention to Elaine. It's so unfair, right? Not lacking in self awareness, at all.
https://archive.is/wip/7gJt2She really hates that pfp of hers, don't she. TBF it does perfectly encapsulate how mad/evil she is. Again, not lacking self awareness.
https://archive.is/wip/L40IIShe hates her dad. Wouldn't you?
https://archive.is/wip/mIDUCElaine isn't very intelligent (don't go on what social media quizzes tell you), there she is, simpering for a man who is obsessed with fat rapey sperg men and touching the poo. Beards, huh? Known to be lacking in self awareness. Take Ashley. Insert your own Henny Youngman joke here.
 
https://archive.is/wip/OC7YgElaine is upset. She doesn't like people (women real and pretend) making fun of the way she looks. Not that she's ever mocked people for their looks... And she hasn't clocked onto the fact it's mostly women doing it.

https://archive.is/wip/mzYZ4Elaine has become addicted to codeine. That's why she hasn't streamed, she just needs to get right. That's such a lower class addiction.

https://archive.is/wip/DeNH4You (or more likely your parent) double lock your doors at night because you live in London. Much more likely some jig would be trying to break into your parents house, and steal the stuff your parent bought.

https://archive.is/wip/Qkqv0When she's rushing on her run... and she feels just like Jesus son... and she guess she just don't know...

https://archive.is/wip/jFqC3The vicious cycle of addiction. Gots to exercise to produce that health dopamine. Can't lie in bed all day, gauching out.

https://archive.is/wip/SXFJUTBF Elaine looks like a boy. I mean, no T and/or A. Just straight up and down. Real (het) man wants something to hold onto in the night. Guess as she only attracts homos and nonces, she good.

https://archive.is/wip/xLWYAElaine is changing the narrative again. This doesn't really make much sense.

https://archive.is/wip/7ermaSoooooo... You are admitting to releasing the porn yourself (which is what everyone else has been saying)? Man... the smack really be fucken wid her brain right now.

https://archive.is/wip/dj99BTrust fund baby take over? You've admitted you are too lazy, I mean strung out, I mean poorly to even fucking stream. It takes three generations to gain and lose wealth. Elaine is the generation after that. Her dad has made some shitty business decisions, it's going tits up, that's why Elaine has resorted to opiate addiction to cope.

https://archive.is/uqbJAElaine goes "I know you are, you said you are, but what am I then?

Imagine what she'll be like if she makes it to 30. Although pressing X on that outcome. The abuse her body has suffered from her self inflicted addictions (well, guess the parents have to shoulder some of the blame), she'll prolly top herself or OD in a couple of years.

Of course there is murdered by pimp, I should mention that.
 
https://archive.is/wip/OC7YgElaine is upset. She doesn't like people (women real and pretend) making fun of the way she looks. Not that she's ever mocked people for their looks... And she hasn't clocked onto the fact it's mostly women doing it.

https://archive.is/wip/mzYZ4Elaine has become addicted to codeine. That's why she hasn't streamed, she just needs to get right. That's such a lower class addiction.

https://archive.is/wip/DeNH4You (or more likely your parent) double lock your doors at night because you live in London. Much more likely some jig would be trying to break into your parents house, and steal the stuff your parent bought.

https://archive.is/wip/Qkqv0When she's rushing on her run... and she feels just like Jesus son... and she guess she just don't know...

https://archive.is/wip/jFqC3The vicious cycle of addiction. Gots to exercise to produce that health dopamine. Can't lie in bed all day, gauching out.

https://archive.is/wip/SXFJUTBF Elaine looks like a boy. I mean, no T and/or A. Just straight up and down. Real (het) man wants something to hold onto in the night. Guess as she only attracts homos and nonces, she good.

https://archive.is/wip/xLWYAElaine is changing the narrative again. This doesn't really make much sense.

https://archive.is/wip/7ermaSoooooo... You are admitting to releasing the porn yourself (which is what everyone else has been saying)? Man... the smack really be fucken wid her brain right now.

https://archive.is/wip/dj99BTrust fund baby take over? You've admitted you are too lazy, I mean strung out, I mean poorly to even fucking stream. It takes three generations to gain and lose wealth. Elaine is the generation after that. Her dad has made some shitty business decisions, it's going tits up, that's why Elaine has resorted to opiate addiction to cope.

https://archive.is/uqbJAElaine goes "I know you are, you said you are, but what am I then?

Imagine what she'll be like if she makes it to 30. Although pressing X on that outcome. The abuse her body has suffered from her self inflicted addictions (well, guess the parents have to shoulder some of the blame), she'll prolly top herself or OD in a couple of years.

Of course there is murdered by pimp, I should mention that.
Wow, I know people throw around “BPD” a lot, but it’s very apparent she has it. Her health, physical appearance and overall mental state has been slowly deteriorating because of her obsession with getting her threads taken down. It’s honestly scary to look back and see pictures of her as a normal NPC britbong to now. Seriously, Elaine is probably the most disturbing cow I’ve ever seen. The cutting video still gives me shivers. You can literally see that the blood dried on “Josh” and the blood around “moon” was fresh. It’s not SFX makeup like some of the people here like to debate. She’s not smart enough to even remember the lies she tells, let alone talking about how the “idea guys” fucked her over. It’s just such an obvious pick-me larp tactic that doesn’t work for her because she’s so insufferable and uggo. The obsession with trying to be relevant and pretending like she has all this computer knowledge is just a way for her to identify with something so that she feels she has a personality and a purpose in life. As hard as it is to believe that Elaine is this fucked up, she is. BPD is not a joke, it’s a serious mental illness that varies in severity from person to person, but it’s obvious Elaine has the worst of it. I can’t feel sorry for her because she made her bed and now she has to lay in it. She knows that going offline for a year and working on herself would make her threads inactive, she just likes the attention and she can’t help it. It’s like watching a car crash happen in slow motion and you just can’t look away, you can’t do anything about it, and you can only watch in disbelief and horror.

Whoever did her hair did a good job, though, especially with what they were given. I can’t imagine having to comb through Elaine’s lice- matted, greasy hair.
 
Elaine clearly hasn't spent any time in any men's threads if she doesn't think they get made fun of. Ethan Ralph especially gets dragged, the bent duck, DSP, Nick Rekieta, etc.
 
She doesn't have a personality disorder, lads... It's just that... the thing giving her the most gyp is her personality disorder. Classic Elaine.

If she is addicted to Codeine, then that's serious. I mean, nearly all opiate addicts never get off of it. If you're ever seen what it does... Horrible.

So, what's junky Elaine been going through...?
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Elaine might want to consider her fuckwittery online as a symptom of her OCD, and come to the conclusion that making a return would be counter productive to her mental health/personality disorder problems. There's lots of things to do, other that making yourself look like a tard online. It's probably best Elaine never even LOOKS at Squitter, let alone post on it.

Luckily, as she is unemploy(able), she'll get free help from the NHS, so there is no need to give her money. In fact, that would be the worst thing to do. Give her money. Best thing for Elaine,is to work on getting off the junk, and finding something constructive to do during the day. Offline.

https://archive.is/wip/K9Rpz
So, if you are wanting to help Elaine, do not use this site, do not encourage her to be online in any way. Just let her get help for her personality disorder and her opiate addiction.

The first step is acknowledging you have a problem...
 
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