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Fights with Ashley

There is literally no group of humans on earth who are more disposed to stereotyping than cops. Like lmao why do you still think they actually truthfully liked you? They kill thousands of people in the USA per year based on racial prejudice.
I never said they were my buddies. I said I simply let them do what they have to do in the performance of their duties.
 
Yeah I bet saddo

Lol angry frustration. "YEAH I BET SADDO"

You don't know shit about shit when it comes to me. Fake name, fake backstory, fake life, fake everything. I told you what I wanted you to know and you lapped it up like the fat pig you are.

And you're so God damn stupid that even after I tell you this, give It 2 weeks and you'll still be trying to "own" me about the lies that I've told you over the past two years. You're a fucking moron and you just can't grasp the fact that there is no such thing as Jack there is no such person he never existed and nothing about my life has anything to do with that character. I fed you a load of bullshit and you ate it like the fat pig you are.



But we know everything about you. We know that you are a chronically online, terminally unhappy, fat pig who has to lie about everything in her life from graduating college all the way to having a husband. You would not further dox yourself by posting your degree or your marriage certificate since we already know every single thing about you, but you won't because you can't.

You can't because you are a LIAR. You are a big fat pig and the difference between me and you is that I made up things so no one could figure out who I was, you made up things to feel better about yourself.

Now here's what you're going to do: you are either going to completely ignore this because you can't twist it in a way that makes yourself feel better because that's your defense mechanism, or you're just going to say something along the lines of yeah I didn't read all of that.

But you know what Ashley? Everybody else read all of it. And they know what a pathetic pound of lard you are. Of course I'm a fucking liar, I don't work in construction I've never been in Iraq, what do you think I would tell any of these morons online anything real about my life? I'm not you and I don't want to be doxed. Everybody already knows everything about you and yet you still lie. You lie because the real you is a loser and everyone knows it and you'll do anything you can to try to sound a little bit cooler than you are.

Kill yourself you pathetic fat fuck.

WE LITERALLY KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW MY NAME.

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
 
I am not aware of any such communications. Nor have I encountered any such behavior on their part that would point in this direction.

She's just reaching to make herself feel better. It probably hurts really bad that I just cut that huge promo on her so she needs something to do to pretend like she didn't see it.
 
Your tactic of fatly dismissing
stealing this later thanks
Are you actually so retarded that you don't understand people mask their real feelings about the people they interact with during the day to day of their jobs because it makes the situation smoother?
wow, Ashley, "people aren't as odious irl as they might be online" seemed like a really big concept to you judging by all the deranged fanfic you've written about me over the years, I'm very happy to see you've finally grasped this advanced PhD-level idea
 
Lol angry frustration. "YEAH I BET SADDO"

You don't know shit about shit when it comes to me. Fake name, fake backstory, fake life, fake everything. I told you what I wanted you to know and you lapped it up like the fat pig you are.

And you're so God damn stupid that even after I tell you this, give It 2 weeks and you'll still be trying to "own" me about the lies that I've told you over the past two years. You're a fucking moron and you just can't grasp the fact that there is no such thing as Jack there is no such person he never existed and nothing about my life has anything to do with that character. I fed you a load of bullshit and you ate it like the fat pig you are.

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But we know everything about you. We know that you are a chronically online, terminally unhappy, fat pig who has to lie about everything in her life from graduating college all the way to having a husband. You would not further dox yourself by posting your degree or your marriage certificate since we already know every single thing about you, but you won't because you can't.

You can't because you are a LIAR. You are a big fat pig and the difference between me and you is that I made up things so no one could figure out who I was, you made up things to feel better about yourself.

Now here's what you're going to do: you are either going to completely ignore this because you can't twist it in a way that makes yourself feel better because that's your defense mechanism, or you're just going to say something along the lines of yeah I didn't read all of that.

But you know what Ashley? Everybody else read all of it. And they know what a pathetic pound of lard you are. Of course I'm a fucking liar, I don't work in construction I've never been in Iraq, what do you think I would tell any of these morons online anything real about my life? I'm not you and I don't want to be doxed. Everybody already knows everything about you and yet you still lie. You lie because the real you is a loser and everyone knows it and you'll do anything you can to try to sound a little bit cooler than you are.

Kill yourself you pathetic fat fuck.

WE LITERALLY KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW MY NAME.

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

(Written an hour ago)

(Ignored because ignoring harsh truths or saying she didn't read it are rage pigs only 2 coping mechanisms when she's cornered with harsh reality)

Post degree, post marriage certificate, post Glock beetfoot.
 
I am not aware of any such communications. Nor have I encountered any such behavior on their part that would point in this direction.
Just strip her of the voice by banning yet another sock for a while or let me do it if you're so hesitant.
 
Lol angry frustration. "YEAH I BET SADDO"

You don't know shit about shit when it comes to me. Fake name, fake backstory, fake life, fake everything. I told you what I wanted you to know and you lapped it up like the fat pig you are.

And you're so God damn stupid that even after I tell you this, give It 2 weeks and you'll still be trying to "own" me about the lies that I've told you over the past two years. You're a fucking moron and you just can't grasp the fact that there is no such thing as Jack there is no such person he never existed and nothing about my life has anything to do with that character. I fed you a load of bullshit and you ate it like the fat pig you are.

View attachment 111871

But we know everything about you. We know that you are a chronically online, terminally unhappy, fat pig who has to lie about everything in her life from graduating college all the way to having a husband. You would not further dox yourself by posting your degree or your marriage certificate since we already know every single thing about you, but you won't because you can't.

You can't because you are a LIAR. You are a big fat pig and the difference between me and you is that I made up things so no one could figure out who I was, you made up things to feel better about yourself.

Now here's what you're going to do: you are either going to completely ignore this because you can't twist it in a way that makes yourself feel better because that's your defense mechanism, or you're just going to say something along the lines of yeah I didn't read all of that.

But you know what Ashley? Everybody else read all of it. And they know what a pathetic pound of lard you are. Of course I'm a fucking liar, I don't work in construction I've never been in Iraq, what do you think I would tell any of these morons online anything real about my life? I'm not you and I don't want to be doxed. Everybody already knows everything about you and yet you still lie. You lie because the real you is a loser and everyone knows it and you'll do anything you can to try to sound a little bit cooler than you are.

Kill yourself you pathetic fat fuck.

WE LITERALLY KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW MY NAME.

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
I'm not reading any of that shit. You're a pedophile. I saw your twitter account that following Ken's onionfarms account and you had lolicon and a bunch if retweets of some japanese porn actress who looks like an 8 year old.

We both know it was your account. Pathetic rightwing cretins like you always turn out to be child fetishists just like your idol Trump. Just like you claim you're some warrior for the white race but attack upstanding, normal white women like me you pretend to hate pedophilia and write all these tryhard screeds about it when you'd go after a preteen the second the oppurtunity presented. You prefer little girls because adults can smell what a loser you are and judge you more. But kids are suggestible and naive. I know what you are.
 
I'm not reading any of that shit. You're a pedophile. I saw your twitter account that following Ken's onionfarms account and you had lolicon and a bunch if retweets of some japanese porn actress who looks like an 8 year old.

We both know it was your account. Pathetic rightwing cretins like you always turn out to be child fetishists just like your idol Trump. Just like you claim you're some warrior for the white race but attack upstanding, normal white women like me you pretend to hate pedophilia and write all these tryhard screeds about it when you'd go after a preteen the second the oppurtunity presented. You prefer little girls because adults can smell what a loser you are and judge you more. But kids are suggestible and naive. I know what you are.
You love being here Ashley. Just admit it. Being here makes you wet between the legs.
 
I am not aware of any such communications. Nor have I encountered any such behavior on their part that would point in this direction.
Actually it occurs to me you probably got put on a list because you were swatted by the 764 guy and he would have no reason to do that unless you'd been in some sort of contact with a csam trading extortion ring. Of course they wouldn't tell you that you're being scrutinized, fatty.
 
Actually it occurs to me you probably got put on a list because you were swatted by the 764 guy and he would have no reason to do that unless you'd been in some sort of contact with a csam trading extortion ring. Of course they wouldn't tell you that you're being scrutinized, fatty.
The person who swatted me was Torswatts who went on a massive swatting spree across the US.
 
Now here's what you're going to do: you are either going to completely ignore this because you can't twist it in a way that makes yourself feel better because that's your defense mechanism, or you're just going to say something along the lines of yeah I didn't read all of that.
I'm not reading any of that shit.
I called it over 5 hours ago. She only has 2 defense mechanisms, ignoring it completely or pretending like she didn't read it.

This time she went with the latter. What a fucking loser.

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Just like you claim you're some warrior for the white race but attack upstanding, normal white women like me

Trying to get people fired for running a website and spending 16 hours of every day picking a losing fight against the Internet doesn't make you an upstanding white woman, rage pig.

It makes you the Tennessee hillbilly morbidly obese cat lady trash we all know you are.

No man, no children, no degree, no Glock, no job.

Fucking loser. 😂
 
Yes. I did. :haha:
I'm so gonna get to hack admin panel and do all forum themes deleted except one, where her pigsty face is EVERYWHERE.
GUYS COULD I SUGGESF YOU TO GOKISS EACH OTHER IN ANAL HOYLES AND DEPART FOR A MEADOW. YOY DEFINITELY LOVE EQCH OTHER.
No I'm not crashing out but this is cucking diagusting, Ken you have to work over sentenses you type. Fuck this.
 
How about this Ashley since we all already know what your boyfriend looks like: I will pick a number between 1 and 999 and if you can write that number down on a piece of paper and hold it up next to your boyfriend and take a selfie within 5 minutes, I will have Ken delete my account and never come back here ever again.

You wanna take that bet? Put your money where your lard goes, prove me wrong and shut me up PERMANENTLY

@Onion Null if she can pull this off I want you to ban me forever from onion farms.

Come on Ashley you're never going to have a better opportunity to get rid of one of the people you hate the most in this world. SHUT ME UP FOREVER ASH.

 
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It's a nice day and I'm going out with my husband.
Lol. This Is Never Happening.
. You're a violent mentally ill loser with a drinking problem, likely drug problem and a porn addiction and you're not stable enough to maintain a long term relationship and definitely not stable enough to raise mentally healthy kids.
The irony of Ash, describing herself, there.
Shiloh hendrix is a child abusing crackwhore and I speak for all white people when I say we're ashamed both of you claim to be part of our race.
Shilo sounds like,e your mum. Only Shilo stuck around for her kids.
Are you actually so retarded that you don't understand people mask their real feelings about the people they interact with during the day to day of their jobs because it makes the situation smoother? You are an obese old guy, unmarried, who talks weird and wears aviator glasses, you look like a stereotypical child predator or serial killer. When cops interacted with you they thought they'd be called back in the future because you were flagged by your isp or ratted out by a fellow pervert for collecting child porn.
Ash is so deranged, with booze and seeth, her sense of time is fucked. She thought she hadn't spazzed out here, for months. It was, in fact, less than one month. Wetbrained bint.
There is literally no group of humans on earth who are more disposed to stereotyping than cops. Like lmao why do you still think they actually truthfully liked you? They kill thousands of people in the USA per year based on racial prejudice.
Hopefully, they can get those numbers up.
stealing this later thanks

wow, Ashley, "people aren't as odious irl as they might be online" seemed like a really big concept to you judging by all the deranged fanfic you've written about me over the years, I'm very happy to see you've finally grasped this advanced PhD-level idea
Don't forget the hypno cissy fanfic.
I'm not reading any of that shit. You're a pedophile. I saw your twitter account that following Ken's onionfarms account and you had lolicon and a bunch if retweets of some japanese porn actress who looks like an 8 year old.

We both know it was your account. Pathetic rightwing cretins like you always turn out to be child fetishists just like your idol Trump. Just like you claim you're some warrior for the white race but attack upstanding, normal white women like me you pretend to hate pedophilia and write all these tryhard screeds about it when you'd go after a preteen the second the oppurtunity presented. You prefer little girls because adults can smell what a loser you are and judge you more. But kids are suggestible and naive. I know what you are.
Ash fails to call out her PIE loving friends. Ash likes PIE, as well as shovelling pastry based snacks down her gullet.
You just had to say this, do you.


We know Tardshley, we know you're in denial of your narrative be utter garbage tier nobody get to take for actual value. Get lost already.
That won't work, dude.
 
How about this Ashley since we all already know what your boyfriend looks like: I will pick a number between 1 and 999 and if you can write that number down on a piece of paper and hold it up next to your boyfriend and take a selfie within 5 minutes, I will have Ken delete my account and never come back here ever again.

You wanna take that bet? Put your money where your lard goes, prove me wrong and shut me up PERMANENTLY

@Onion Null if she can pull this off I want you to ban me forever from onion farms.

Come on Ashley you're never going to have a better opportunity to get rid of one of the people you hate the most in this world. SHUT ME UP FOREVER ASH.

So true homie
 
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