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Da Sektur - General 👑 Elaine April Miller / Trollcow

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https://archive.is/wip/noE4JWay to confirm your dox, Elaine. Could have just ignored this thread, but no. Shocking Ooopsox there buddy.
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Graphic designaru is a passionru
 
Elaine made a surprise call in to shaggys show earlier , we got a little bit of IBS from it..
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ELAINE VS BLAINE (i know the match up we've all been wanting to see)

taken from this 4 hour slug of a stream
 
She was supposed to meet up with Godwinson, right?

Now she's super pissy and threatening to swat people again?

Guessing that meet up went well, then.
 
https://archive.is/wip/cGTzDIt's funny, and not lacking any self awareness, due to... the bloke being a stranger. I guess?
https://archive.is/wip/s4KGnI don't know... This seems to be another confection.
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How dare you point out that Elaine was stupid enough to think that she'd be rich and famous by leaking her own porn, that's she is clearly lying about this and trying to make money from the lie she is a victim.

I hope everyone feels ashamed to not be retarded enough to fall for her obvious con job.
 
The only trauma Elaine sustained was self inflicted, which doesn't really count as trauma because she did so knowingly.

She's sperging out pretty hard, maybe harder than usual. I wonder if she really did meet Godwinson and he saw those scars and decided he wasn't invested in sticking his dick in crazy.
 
This Never Happened. She admitted it to Plodwinson. It was make up, and if you hunt down the Plodwinson stream, you'll see that. Wonder what The Witch Finder General made of that? Being lied to by Elaine. And him falling for it.
I'm pretty sure that Vordrak said nothing KF claimed about Elaine was true, including the thigh carving.
 
https://archive.is/wip/aEKgBElaine is scrolling through Dunnce's squits...

"a side character that gets bullied by the entire sektur occasionally, he has absolutely no place in the Ralph drama"

But that's you too, Elaine. Gator (hard y) was there, man, he was there with his sound board. That's what these poor saps can't understand... he was (and in many peoples hearts still is) what they want and can never be.
 
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