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Da Sektur - General 👑 Elaine April Miller / Trollcow

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Another all-nighter
https://twitter.com/x/status/1710410264565166341
https://archive.ph/wip/fp0vJElame semper fi'ing with Lidl. Still just hence. Imagine how thick her parents are.
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https://archive.ph/wip/uI84tYou mean OCD.
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https://archive.ph/wip/cPEBXNext. Is wear Elaine gets her clothes. I'll have my saucer of milk in the study.
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https://archive.ph/wip/xGSPPPissing in the basins of her mind.
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https://archive.ph/wip/IuX1ONeither of us are in the States. Why would anyone think to call the FBI
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https://archive.ph/wip/FRnf3A hag and her motley cru of fags
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https://archive.ph/wip/MZK4bOmelette.
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https://archive.ph/wip/da0F3Elaine. We only have your word that you have ASPD. Your word is worth shit.
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https://archive.ph/wip/iwNw9And she wonders why her gender shouldn't be allowed to vote.
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https://archive.ph/wip/yKpnaKvetch.
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https://archive.ph/wip/ZRBFcIt took Elame two days to come up with that one. Not vg. People already know you repeatedly post crap for attention, and the hope of a crumb of clout. Not happened yet, that clout bit.
 
Seems she's got herself into a spat with Jesse Pissawful over not being good enough a pick me ninny...
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https://archive.ph/wip/9gEcFhttps://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2018/11/181127111044.htmTry putting the device down and see if your "insomnia" gets better. Retard.
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https://archive.ph/wip/rH3RHThis is your brain on discord
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https://archive.ph/wip/2ddfYTFW you're too annoying, even for Joke Cancer Jesse.
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https://archive.ph/wip/LmnN9She's still obsessing over this guy. Must of really hurt her.
E-lame, your addiction to social media is only equaled by your addiction to smack.
 
She just can't put the device down...
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https://archive.ph/wip/eOCewSHe said she'd never say Onion Farms again, but there she is. It doesn't matter how many people use OF, it's who. It's people who REALLY get under Elaine's skin.
Personal Army Request... Denied.
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https://archive.ph/wip/IJi1b@Empresa you is now under inveztuhgashun by the Feds. Yoooozzzz goin' daaaaaaahhhhhhhnnnn.
 
Nektar Geist said:
@Empresa you is now under inveztuhgashun by the Feds. Yoooozzzz goin' daaaaaaahhhhhhhnnnn
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Oh noes it's overs , maybe one day she'll find my real name with her crazy leet hacker detective skills 😜

I'm sort of on holiday rn so it's amusing she thinks I'm involved or even care when I've been relatively quiet even when I see her spring by in our mutual server , I guess her time Couch surfing in France has ended.
 
Empresa said:
I'm sort of on holiday rn
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Well... get ready for another holiday.... one to CLUB FED!!!!

Let's see how E-lame wasted her night again...
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https://archive.ph/wip/xB43mShe just can't get Onion Farms outta her Norf, can she? It's like Lizzo said, only it's Kenny Boys wang. E-lame can't get Ken's dick out of her mouth.

You know as the day shortens, her SAD (Skanky and Dumb) is only going to get worse. She's really going to go off.
 
Nektar Geist said:
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https://archive.ph/wip/i8lhbE-lame admits to having a history of tardery. However... who are these people who "groomed" her? Sounds like she's trying to establish a "It wasn't my fault, the internet made me do it" defense. And she didn't get any sleep through the night. So... it's a big ol' X on whether anyone got Bachman Turner Fuckin' Overdrive'd.
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She has also made the case repeatedly that toxic mold poisoning made her do it.

But she was busy the last two days. Still thinks she's immune from consequences.
 
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https://archive.ph/wip/9dy5DWomen are generally weaker than men. Biological fact. Women are also not as good at dealing with stressful situations. Been known for years. How many of these men, y'know, out of the global population, are shitting up a thread on an esoteric "gossip" site? Like REAL men.

"Is it all just cope and projection or do they know deep down they’re fucked?"

Like your Dad's tax situation, Elaine?
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https://archive.ph/wip/5GRucHow many times has she said Onion Farms (in full) since she said she'd never say it again? That squit she's replying tois nearly two months old. Perhaps she should have looked at this squit...

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Who is this Ryan guy, anyway? What's the poor sod done to be handbagged by E-lame.
 
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https://archive.ph/wip/is5RTI think it is more likely you were a lezza all along. With guys it's Absent father, domineering mother that makes homos... what is it with donut bumpers (Larry Sanders Show ref)? Ofc this could be the step before trooning out.
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https://archive.ph/is5RTOf that 99%, how much is down to Plodwinson?
Some replyage
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https://archive.ph/wip/tsl0SThat sounds more like: Elaine be doin' sum shady shit online. I mean, it's not like Elaine is posting about 9/11 and the laws of physics, or the Chinky-enboldened-sneezies. She posts SWAT threats... She posts porn... She posts malware.
 
E-lame is squitting about "Muh Freedumb ob Speeeeech"
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https://archive.ph/wip/TpHMySadly, bints like this, simply cannot abide by the rules and play nice with the others. They should just log off and accept that they are like that alkie who CANNOT just have one drink, but with internet.
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https://archive.ph/wip/F1lUgThis again. Elaine, remember when you thought you were talking to a minor and told them to look at porn. Some of which you said was child porn?
The internet won't forget. btw didn'tshe want to be a cheerleader for PG?
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https://archive.ph/wip/Y4dH0People who alawg Elame are fat, k? She's not bitter because she's a thin skinned hag. No, you're fat.
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https://archive.ph/wip/4Rdq5Not sure what the point, trying to be made here, is. She's not a JF and attracted to Lerds, is she? Dollars to donuts tho, all the Downies there are higher functioning that Elaine.
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https://archive.ph/wip/iGqDvThis sigma business...
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Independent from what? Reality? Confident? Her obnoxious self pitying, me thinks not. Intelligent. Objectively not.
 
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https://archive.ph/wip/krDo7She reminds me of Pig Pen (Peanuts). Valid.
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https://archive.ph/wip/VGIJJIt's the tits, right? She's jealous of the tits.
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https://archive.ph/wip/YXbzrShall we see who, out of PG and E-lame have a better track record of dox'ing people?
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https://archive.ph/wip/x6WSFOh, Elaine... you poor deluded Minnie Doo. I've been trolling you long before you started trying to attract the attention of Ken. About the time your father cut you off, no doubt. btw, you don't "dunk" on people. You tell on yourself.
She had to resquit that as well. Also telling.
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https://archive.ph/wip/nsyyO1. Elaine has confessed to SWATing people. Has threatened to SWAT people. She still can't understand why she didn't get invited to other kids parties when she was young, can she? 2.Ken's not your Dad. Time to take responsibility for your actions (which are documented). ANd get some exercise, maybe?
 
There are recordings of the discord calls where she swatted people and more recordings where she giggled at her own genius for weeks afterwards.

Does cocaine make you forget?

She's so proud of her TTS calls that she records them. For posterity.
 
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