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kiwifails
You're so good to me
I'll go see the movie. I need to get out of the house anyways. I'll have to see what the showtimes are.
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kiwifails
Okay I haven't seen the movie but I did buy this can of soda
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Jack
We saw it again last night.
It was better on a second viewing.
One more complaint I have is that as bloody and gory as it is, there's so much cursing they actually bleeped one of Betelgeuse's "fucks" which was off putting.
Still can't believe he killed a 15 year old boy and sent him to hell. That shit was hilarious.
It was better on a second viewing.
One more complaint I have is that as bloody and gory as it is, there's so much cursing they actually bleeped one of Betelgeuse's "fucks" which was off putting.
Still can't believe he killed a 15 year old boy and sent him to hell. That shit was hilarious.
I think it's going to be a trilogy based on the title
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Jack
I severely doubt it based on the ending. Astrid and her mom have reconciled, Betelgeuse has been sent back, all of the antagonists have been killed off... I mean it was a pretty solid ending.
If you go and see it you'll see what I mean it's a really really great movie but they should have stretched it into two movies. They definitely had enough content for it.
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More things I forgot about that were hilarious:
Betelgeuse conjuring up a rape baby inside of Lydia and making her give birth to it. And the fucking subsequent after birth water breaking that comes out like a geyser.
Him picking up said newborn about a minute later and drop kicking it as hard as he can.
And when dolores is first stapling herself back together, the last piece that she puts on is her ring finger. That is a really cool call back to the first movie where Betelgeuse takes the ring off the severed finger and says "I'm telling you honey she meant nothing to me... nothing to me at all"
Betelgeuse conjuring up a rape baby inside of Lydia and making her give birth to it. And the fucking subsequent after birth water breaking that comes out like a geyser.
Him picking up said newborn about a minute later and drop kicking it as hard as he can.
And when dolores is first stapling herself back together, the last piece that she puts on is her ring finger. That is a really cool call back to the first movie where Betelgeuse takes the ring off the severed finger and says "I'm telling you honey she meant nothing to me... nothing to me at all"
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Upon further inspection they made special edition cans for every flavor.
Now I got to go buy like six different flavors of soda that was invented by the Nazis.
I'm going to be SERIOUSLY disappointed if the Monica Bellucci flavor doesn't taste like Monica Bellucci's muff.
Reason: They made Monica the pineapple flavor so it might not be far off from her pussy. I also like how they made Astrid the most annoying character the diet flavor π
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kiwifails
The beetlejuice one is nasty
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Jack
Well yeah it's apple flavored Fanta what do you expect
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That was the first President I ever voted for in 2004.