🎭 Drama Figure David Gross / Lothloran / Angry Canadian (?)

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Apologies. This thread will be of interest to no one except me as I cackle at Kiwi incompetence.

David Gross is a 57 year old man from Festus Missouri who likes to go by the name "Lothloran" on the internet. In fact he has some 20 accounts, all under the "Lothloran" brand.

David likes Anime.
https://anilist.co/user/lothloran/https://myanimelist.net/profile/lothloran
David was also a US Marine.
https://www.facebook.com/dggross83

David still uses skype in the current year and has set his birthday to 2/2 and 4/4 respectively.

I have no idea how skype works as I've never used the platform because it's run by jews. It's an unfortunate coincidence that David's second account is identified as being in "Ontario, USA"; I do not know if skype detects your location or if you set your location. Ontario USA sounds an awful lot like a city in California though.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ontario,_California

David also, apparently covets tiddies and wants them for himself
https://www.breastnexum.com/showthread.php?tid=11292&highlight=lothloran

And I can't say I disagree. That's a pretty rockin' rack. In my expert opinion, those are definitely C cup tiddies.


David is also conspicuously aware of the demand for his genetic material such that he has inquired to the home preservation of his cum.
https://www.scienceforums.net/profile/116533-lothloran/

David likes making accounts everywhere under the name "lothloran" and then abandoning them like I abandoned my kids.

https://trakt.tv/users/lothloran

Deadnigger steam account: https://steamcommunity.com/id/Chibi-lothloran/

Deadnigger league of legends account: https://na.op.gg/summoners/na/Lothloran

Deadnigger live journal: https://lothloran.livejournal.com/profile

 

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I didn't know I was a great big fat guy

 

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David enjoys reviewing products, it's his one decent contribution to society.


https://www.homedepot.com/p/reviews...Open-Rear-Door-Black-637-02-2-BLK/308444521/1

Not content to help the fine patrons of Home Depot, David has also reviewed safety boxes for Target. It's a totally colour but the exact same review.

https://www.target.com/p/adiroffice...t-donation-box-blue-637-02-3-blu/-/A-85690991

https://www.homedepot.com/p/reviews...ape-with-PaintBlock-6-Pack-242750/308544520/5

I do not believe that David has ever golfed. The opinions expressed are his and his alone do not buy this shirt on the word of a madman and possible pedophile.
https://www.kohls.com/product/prd-3503561/mens-izod-swingflex-classic-fit-striped-golf-polo.jsp

Did David use this product to clean his windows or to rinse out the body of that hooker he (probably) murdered in 1991. The world will never know
https://www.rejuvenateproducts.com/...cleaner-siding-cleaner.html?bvstate=pg:2/ct:r

David reviews pencils the way he reviews the knives he uses to (probably) stab hookers in 1991. "It feels good in my hand"
https://www.carrsqc.com/shop/product-details.960125346.html

 

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I'm on my way to Missouri to duel david to the death, I thought we could co-exist but clearly, there can be only one.

@David. I didn't make this choice. You did.

 

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Based SEO jamming.

 

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Risperadal is used to treat schizophrenia.

 

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Risperadal is used to treat schizophrenia.

Maybe my memeing about being David's DID alter wasn't a meme after all. Oh god. What if I'm just a figment of David's imagination.

 

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Nice attempt but nobody is gonna care.

Imagine considering other people's thoughts or feelings as motives to do something.
NGMI

 

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You and Moralfag really gave me the W here ngl.

You also believed me doxing you was the konami code for doxing sasquatch cults and roblox pedophiles, whatever helps you recover though.

 

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I could have believed the sun was the moon, that's why it's funny.

Hey lol, that's great buddy.

Anyway;

I believe this is David Gross's final fantasy account for no other reason than his 20+ "lothloran" accounts across the internet.
https://fr.ffxiah.com/player/Bahamut/Lothloran

This is my Auction House history
https://www.ffxiah.com/player/Asura/Lothloran

This is my square enix account "services" menu
Final Fantasy 11 will not let you register a character with the same name as another character on the same server. I have never played on any server except Asura from 2003 intermittently to 2019 when I fully quit the game.

I am not David Gross. I never used the "lothloran" name anywhere other than on the game. I am a wife beating national socialist. I am not a weeaboo.

He's the second fucking hit on google.

 

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Are you the first hit?

No. I'm the 50th hit

My review was "It's really easy to slide these pants off little boys 10/10 product, would molest again"