Most of the replies I've received have been from pretty normal guys that should really just go try talking to the nerdy chicks at their local comic book stores or whatever.
I've played this game before and literally had some dork ready to fly to my city from the UK. I was a supervisor at the airport, so I'd have been there to see him looking confused, which would have been quite funny but I really don't have the heart to be that shitty to someone whose only crime is being naive.