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Da Sektur - General 👑 Elaine April Miller / Trollcow

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Cursed Content Purveyor said:
My guess with her skin is Hand Foot Mouth Disease, but I'm not an expert.
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She made mention that she might be wearing a mask if she streamed.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1735404512905515027
https://archive.is/wip/w893lLike Gunt?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1735406171622662505
https://archive.is/wip/3RlkDKeep on telling on yourself there Elaine
https://twitter.com/x/status/1735424838972424402
https://archive.is/wip/LmoJp
https://twitter.com/x/status/1735425502624509967
https://archive.is/wip/6XyTCHe's the Zig Zag looking guy of the Sektur, y'know?
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1735734536556720424
https://archive.is/wip/5nwo1
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https://archive.is/wip/D5JipKeep on LARPin' there
https://twitter.com/x/status/1735753298756460812
https://archive.is/wip/DlrOdWhat do snitches get, class?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1735755826848055779
https://archive.is/wip/pCBotSuch a bint dish.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1735766831082938645
https://archive.is/wip/zYpk5Guy's a cunt who shilled for lock down. fr.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1735821393470648389
https://archive.is/wip/4xJEN
https://twitter.com/x/status/1735821600430100839
https://archive.is/wip/vXE1b "fairly successful online presence"
https://twitter.com/x/status/1735821951031980384
https://archive.is/wip/gsdEpPray tell more about this "project"
https://twitter.com/x/status/1735822359423029614
https://archive.is/wip/SiK7JElaine admitting to being catfished by a fake joshy. She'll prolly deny it later
https://twitter.com/x/status/1735822866736660941
https://archive.is/wip/MtZVyYou might need the head shrinker again...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1735823481214800146
https://archive.is/wip/FCzIGHmmmm. Sure Jan.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1735833284502782207
https://archive.is/wip/lDLeMAhhhhh. I get it. Elaine feels threatened by her, because Elaine is jealous that the pedo's won't shield her. Elaine loves surrounding herself with nonces,
https://twitter.com/x/status/1735990861660344476
https://archive.is/wip/fwgYfTFW you know "context" isn't necessary
 
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https://archive.is/wip/NdZlxGreat come back there, Elaine.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1736129892503126031
https://archive.is/wip/lKUkDElaine appreciates the sentiment... and wants them to PM her... and wants you to know.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1736139069690671507
https://archive.is/wip/s1qoxWhile E-lame is sympathetic... it's not about herself, and she hates that some woman is getting the brooms attention and she isn't. Oh and some BS about being harassed.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1736146080968917082
https://archive.is/wip/bRRSmAgain, Elaine makes it about herself. nfn, not being a cunt really does help, if you don't have obscene wads of dosh, joshy has failed to understand this. And you've got to wonder... if Farrow is so innocent... what the fuck is she doing going on stream with the broom?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1736153002786881713
https://archive.is/wip/h54tqA Elaine hate troons because most of them past better than her.
B Elaine who has threated to and claimed to have SWAT people... wonders why people don't like her.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1736165495273935347
https://archive.is/wip/z4afwThe squit is from April. April.
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1736403133318787368
https://archive.is/wip/rXb5vWhile Elaine is VERY sympathetic to Caroline, who is actually being persecuted over free speech, we have to remember that it's really Elaine who is the victim here. Victim of her own actions, as it may be, but she should be the one creating dead air with the broom.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1736395870097006606
https://archive.is/wip/PaHV1Elaine deflects from the reality of the situation... she'll be just another eggless harridan. Also "financial doormat"?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1736391369982120002
https://archive.is/wip/kVa33Yeah, but she doesn't have a job. Wonder why she's implying security work... something to do with someone posting a pic of a Group 4 Sec jacket?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1736391882396049700
https://archive.is/wip/dAMv61 Again, E-lame does not work a job of anything.
2. Is security work sped work? Weeeellll... PPP did it. js. THere's different kinds of security, you got door man (bouncer), Elaine does not look like any of the female door perzonz I've met. Then you have your Sec Guard, wandering around an industrial estate late at night with a key. Then there's stuff like G4S, you can look that shit up yourself...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1736389881964662796
https://archive.is/wip/AU0G9Hmmm. Elaine now claims that she spent her childhood working a job to pay for boarding school... Didn't she say she was abused by her parents and that made her sick? Oh, she really doesn't know when to shut up...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1736413419379568744
https://archive.is/wip/Vhu6QЭлейн пахнет мочой. See, Elaine? Anyone can do that. Now go wash and change your clothes.
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1736449055222321624
https://archive.is/wip/D1W5FElaine shills for Chinky honey pot/psy op/nonce hang out tik tok. From the few seconds I saw of it... "cancelled" filters, eyebrows, NOSE, people who've blocked her on squitter, and an animatic of clips from her Kwiffar thread. btw Elaine, people blocking you isn't being "cancelled". You are literally shilling one platform on another platform.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1736488947751002272
https://archive.is/wip/tS1pwHe's King Nerd of the Trekkies now.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1736494400308490441
https://archive.is/wip/Z8BDpPost modern ironic quotation marks there
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https://archive.is/wip/MIuh1
https://twitter.com/x/status/1736509693743300877
https://archive.is/wip/cVvmZE-lame runs to the Gunt Signal
https://twitter.com/x/status/1736511497545585150
https://archive.is/wip/E5mFIYou heard her... SWAT HER!!!
https://twitter.com/x/status/1736512560633958516
https://archive.is/wip/vereoPlodwinson has a type... who fits that type better...?
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1736747698483499187
https://archive.is/wip/ogwBzDebateable. Elaine is talking about an EU regulation... the UK isn't (technically) in the EU. Plus: E-lame isn't going to grass herself up for all the shit she has admitted, just to report a crime she isn't a victim of.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1736718814971154544
https://archive.is/wip/QyRHVMandy cut with Vim...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1736834925167251475
https://archive.is/wip/K9xUDThat's an insight into the fiction factory of Elaine's mind. And Kinoshit's as well.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1736837065822609797
https://archive.is/wip/lJEalAnti-Cancel Culture Elaine... threatening to cancel someone... SHe could be some R4 6.30pm (I don't know if they still have the same line up now, haven't listened for years, and you just download a lot of stuff now blah blah blah) sitcom lead. She's certainly that dumb, and unfunny (ha ha sense).
https://twitter.com/x/status/1736818202779562482
https://archive.is/wip/JyB9zJunkies always make for the worst pissheads.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1736847202071216548
https://archive.is/wip/uh1m6Yeeeeeaaaaaah. Have you thought about @ing Gunt for support for this one?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1736862006081397209
https://archive.is/wip/ECDY2Should have mentioned your lewdz.
 
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Damn he took her out of his bio and deleted his tweet claiming her but left up the "joke" about her roast beef pussy NGMI. Oh well I'm sure @Christopher Ernest Welke will be there to pick up the pieces as usual
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1737273210817687888
https://archive.is/wip/eEwh2
https://twitter.com/x/status/1737274920227279331
https://archive.is/wip/QNMPIIt's ALL CAPS
brapplebees said:
Damn he took her out of his bio and deleted his tweet claiming her
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There is only one ginger lunatic that Plodwinson lusts over. And he's in Canadialand. It is tough, it's tough all over.
brapplebees said:
Oh well I'm sure @Christopher Ernest Welke will be there to pick up the pieces as usual
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Or any random discord nonce. Elaine is very "any port, that likes age play, in a storm". btw, this is how you know Plodwinson is stupid persons idea of a smart person.
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1737801404540993539
https://archive.is/wip/V2JI0She back in the skag bag
https://twitter.com/x/status/1737810248272949739
https://archive.is/wip/jh02CMaybe it's cuz she had the flu for Christmas... esoteric lyricism
https://twitter.com/x/status/1737811754908811390
https://archive.is/wip/3MzFQJunkie and kid of famous Dad, Carrie "Actually, I'm shit at acting, but folks are in the business..." Fisher. Ok, ok, she's good in TBB
https://twitter.com/x/status/1737818371243012602
https://archive.is/wip/5grywWell... J Edgar was a homo, and Elaine is a hag...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1737834562594697557
https://archive.is/wip/Uk5Dp
https://twitter.com/x/status/1737850311669424181
https://archive.is/wip/xw1bMElaine there, the lerd that looks like a troon
https://twitter.com/x/status/1737888941141872770
https://archive.is/wip/kC3zOShe's okay with nonces in general. She doesn't like Flam because he was allowed many socks on Commie Farms, because he and joshy were Buds.
 
made this cause i live rent free in her little head.
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you would think she would appreciate im one of the few people that archives some of her nonsense.
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The idea of random Tik Tok users coming across this niche drama and just thinking "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?" is making me laugh pretty hard.
 
What the fuck are those nasty ass cum stains on that blue towel?
 
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