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Da Sektur - General 👑 Elaine April Miller / Trollcow

General Prefix for people in the Sektur but unsure where to place them
https://twitter.com/x/status/1700654669012307969
https://archive.ph/AEKPFLaurie Penny is a cunt (google it), much like Elaine.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1700662177789518320
https://archive.ph/wip/J0WsOThey? The voices in your head? What? You going to troon out like Chris Chan?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1700668580256272864
https://archive.ph/wip/XH1psWe? Consider the fact your online activities increase the chance of you getting physically attacked, your dox is out there. It would be just as funny to see the female version of Dan Thumb in Mouth Elaine, tho. And on a long enough time line...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1700674816603242696
https://archive.ph/wip/9sf8lTBF Elaine, with your weird looney face and dox online, you aren't hard to find.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1700644367310926330
https://archive.ph/wip/YPDhANot wild. Psychopathy.
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1700699982230069610
https://archive.ph/wip/noZIiObjectively sub educational Elaine, would like us to think that she's smart because no one in their right mind would fuck her.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1700684169389490647
https://archive.ph/wip/OkbgvDid the use of the word "literally" make you press doubt?" you are not the only one. Also, please explain how you drug a drink online.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1700698486612623436
https://archive.ph/wip/cKBorElaine has got the horn, that's why she's banging on about how she's happy with no real manly men want to shag her.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1700703864465342915
https://archive.ph/wip/zebiCThe whale vs the Praying Mantis... who will win? btw what muppet looks like Elaine?
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Almost, but Beeker doesn't have the wob eye, and isn't mentally retarded. Unlike Elaine.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1700711503513391437
https://archive.ph/wip/x7ZlJDunnce invites "Ironic Internet Nonce" on... acts surprised when "IIN" does "IIN" shit. You're still the biggest danger to your kids DUnnce. Always will be.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1700723309128606132
https://archive.ph/wip/HlHbfTell me you're a terminally online nutter, without...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1700727900331184479
https://archive.ph/wip/XJyhZWhose lied? Elaine admits she has a personality disorder.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1700729744029880328
https://archive.ph/wip/yeHGgElaine with the (self loathing) tranphoobic comments.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1700732999694725566
https://archive.ph/wip/SVGDpThe Penguin was covering Warhammer months ago.
Warhammer does history... oh and what's this?
A video about the fag to Elaine's hag
https://twitter.com/x/status/1700733665246912893
https://archive.ph/wip/dK9obDoes Aspergers explain Elaine's day to day fuckwittery?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1700721502386004470
https://archive.ph/wip/9IY82"If you don't believe me... just trust me bro" Elaine's further obsessing over "joshys wimmin"...
 
How swivel (wob) eyed is Elaine about women joshy knows about? Read on...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1700957330660032749
https://archive.ph/wip/bYDECYes. That would be a good idea. Bring the attention of the Police to yourself.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1700956887103963167
https://archive.ph/wip/mQsDxNot censorship, short bus.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1700954731584078230
https://archive.ph/wip/np9i9Again, Elaine forgets she directed a (as far as she knew) minor to her noodz. The internet doesn't.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1700954426427519067
https://archive.ph/wip/xnM40Two Plodwinson cast offs squabble over specks of clout.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1700957683967246685
https://archive.ph/wip/hgTzwIt's funny how Elaine's little mind always goes there. Anyway, everyone likes Farrow more than Elaine, at least we can all agree on that.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1700958108112056752
https://archive.ph/wip/U2vNvLerd moment of the hour from Elaine 90, there. The passport is fake... so I admit I lied the first time about my age. Classic Elaine face/rake comedy.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1700958453907210327
https://archive.ph/wip/yN71uShe's gone full Sloanetard. The "Actually, she's jealous of me", yeah, last time you heard/saw something like that it was at primary school. Elaine, how do you think you'll look, when you're Caroline's age? If you make it that long, y'know, considering how dangerous it is living in London, and the "illuminati" are trying to top you (like I said, it'll be OD, or her pimp who makes it look like an OD)
https://twitter.com/x/status/1700959016405409891
https://archive.ph/wip/Y9CT5Remember this squit,Elaine, when you hit 30. You already look bad for 21 (or maybe you are lying about your age... there's evidence).
https://twitter.com/x/status/1700959791592374611
https://archive.ph/wip/ZJjzHElaine there, impotently shaking her fist at Lidl. This should be one of the example squits, shrinks get, when diagnosing nutter bints.
Again, I'm imagining a analyst saying "Is that lidl as in the supermarket?" as Elaine rolls around on the floor, tucked up in the best designer straitjacket, of course.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1700962375032086745
https://archive.ph/wip/xvVkM"Why do you all like Caroline and not me, I demand you dob her into the police, because I'm already known to the police for wasting their time.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1700963121156768200
https://archive.ph/wip/Cgf3aThe wob eyed cunt thinks it's cute! No. And you yourself is an chomo, Elaine. That's why you get sexual gratification showing porn to minors.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1700963838726742379
https://archive.ph/wip/gDkpR"Hello? Is that a pig? Can you please tell joshy to stop liking Caroline Farrow more than me..." What is it that snitches get?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1700965336684646845
https://archive.ph/wip/ArTC2"STOP LIKING CAROLINE MORE THAN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
https://twitter.com/x/status/1700967004939690150
https://archive.ph/wip/bPsLhElaine, you aren't known to the Farrow family, and you've just admitted you've grassed her up. If you actually have. X, btw. Farrow will probably say "Here's the archive of them linking a minor to porn, y'see Social Worker, she projecting, she's admitted to having a personality disorder, known to associate with nonces, and my lawyers are better than hers, because legal aid sucks nowadays"
https://twitter.com/x/status/1700970039468302551
https://archive.ph/XWm4OElaine, there. Answering a question with a question.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1700970325431783525
https://archive.ph/wip/RXmBU
https://twitter.com/x/status/1700971217556042182
https://archive.ph/QtuJe
https://twitter.com/x/status/1700972105939251403
https://archive.ph/eVGkg"LIIIIIIIIKKKKKEEEE MMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE" Elaine, you know what Elektra complex is? The reason she's like she is: Dad was/is a screaming mary.Makes sense now, yeah?
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1700976430266609916
https://archive.ph/wip/gTg7nFor what? Is Elaine Dragphobic, like people are Coulrophobic? Probably shouldn't fuck with Drag Queens, there used to be a Protest Group called something like Drag Queens Against Golf Courses, this is years ago ofc, but they would trespass on Golf Courses with high heels. Something about housing, or whatever. Anyway, they're usually off their face on drugs and looking for aggro. ELaine wants to provide it,it seems.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1700994825892589906
https://archive.ph/wip/iWPFFjoshy really needs cut out the dairy and the soda, get some exercise. Does he have any pals he can delegate that task to? Anyone who know how to gayop?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1700995552962572768
https://archive.ph/wip/bKUVlGuy killed a dog through neglect. js.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1700998365679702328
https://archive.ph/wip/PGMp3Hardly uses discord... anymore. X. Silly Elaine, joshys mum can't be a Christian, she's ginger. She's got no soul.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1701005928458502241
https://archive.ph/wip/3O4eG
https://twitter.com/x/status/1701006319539614205
https://archive.ph/wip/WEUXsElaine confesses she is more terminally online than Kinoshit.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1701015258469659005
https://archive.ph/wip/Rz5HCElaine, who is documented spending all night squittering, is trying to convince who exactly that she has a job?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1701016399689535506
https://archive.ph/wip/HRD3VThe cycle of read her thread, then low impulse control squit about it, read, squit, rolls along like the sun in the sky.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1701016940410777864
https://archive.ph/wip/ZJm3lCareful with that edge, Elaine. (Floyd ref btw)
https://twitter.com/x/status/1701020178413412806
https://archive.ph/wip/TBSMOThis is Alan Partridge level of insult.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1701021894797901888
https://archive.ph/wip/ZgoIgClassic Paedtroon? Sounds like Elaine's kinda guy. That's right, treat em mean, keep em keen... ofc, could be seen as troonphobic.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1701023125348270379
https://archive.ph/wip/Eno1iAnother stream reading from Commie Farms... Elaine subverting expectations, there.
 
Is lidl drip a dude? They write like a woman and typical female views on everything.
 
Yes, I'm a little annoyed at him rn, he thinks I have nothing better to do than to make kiwi socks, and plug my shit tastic yt channel like I was dark ninja .One of my associates said he's probably an effeminate neet , he only picked up this girl shit cause elaine believes her own delusions, in her mind he's part of the shadow brokers .

to everyone that say I simp for her secretly
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https://twitter.com/x/status/1701128220643385520
https://archive.ph/wip/sBRksBurroughs once said that group therapy to help cure drug addiction was like getting TB sufferers to cough oer each other. Wonder if Elaine has anything else in common with Gunt, other than the pill addiction (Bennies for Gunt, Opiates for Elaine)? Has she killed the family pet, maybe?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1701038497539187184
https://archive.ph/wip/6Xad3Ice skating, like she saw Venti do. Elaine has no original thoughts of her own, and will copy other cows. "Too seethed and have to log off", does that mean when she starts to seeth too much (due to the mock they make of Elaine) she throws her phone at the wall, before guzzling handfuls of any pill she can get her hands on? btw Replies don't archive, so @Empresa, I included your zinger.
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Rim shot.
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1701666082736546272
https://archive.ph/wip/G2xJqAmerican Psycho is a book about a narcissistic person, obsessed with coomsoomerism, whose gf cheats on him and decends into a psychotic episode, where he imagines raping and torturing people. js.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1701661928328765800
https://archive.ph/wip/fAQTWCalling people nonces is bad when you hang round nonces, k?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1701659723274027362
https://archive.ph/wip/Ar47OThere was a time, before the sweet turned to sour (Genesis ref btw)
https://twitter.com/x/status/1701639784395845939
https://archive.ph/wip/v7bOj
https://twitter.com/x/status/1701639080948215978
https://archive.ph/wip/7dNliUUmmm... try working on building muscle? Unless she's trying to win Plodwinson back, and get fat like the "estranged fiance". Then she better get working on the leaf accent, eh buddy?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1701579645546606826
https://archive.ph/wip/Yx0Ii
https://twitter.com/x/status/1701568479231431149
https://archive.ph/wip/osiIUPhotos of her outside UK businesses, thanking those businesses for the service they gave her. And yes, if you have a lot of money, you can get all sorts of things done... but Elaine, nor her dad, has that sort of money.
But go ahead and tempt fate.

https://www.verywellmind.com/what-i...ive body image, and potentially even suicide.https://archive.ph/wip/KT69Z"Since the invention and widespread adoption of social media, studies have consistently shown interactions on these sites, including Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter, negatively affect girls, leading to depression, negative body image, and potentially even suicide."

Elaine does exhibit symptoms of depression...

"For example, one study found that increased use of social media was associated with poor sleep, online harassment, low self-esteem, and negative body image, which were then all associated with depressive symptoms, especially for girls."

Poor sleep? Like staying up all night, sleeping all day? Online harassment? She's been banned from Squitter for that... All those filters, yeah, low self esteem and body image.
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1701690283769950349
https://archive.ph/wip/9F6cLDude has the same build as Owen Jones (albeit Plodz is taller), as well as the same dress sense.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1701691918122385535
https://archive.ph/wip/ayvWJThis is what being terminally online and filtered tf does to your brain.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1701694347844919768
https://archive.ph/wip/hZCPdAutistic people often fail to pick up on certain social cues. Strained is the word I'm thinking of.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1701692904161329568
https://archive.ph/wip/6C317Crazy. But not mentally ill. Even with the admitted personality disorder.
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1701705111360479734
https://archive.ph/wip/xlccWhttps://www.nhs.uk/conditions/restless-legs-syndrome/causes/
https://twitter.com/x/status/1701726007047114987
https://archive.ph/wip/ZzEPf"Temperature's rising
Fever is high
Can't see no future
Can't see no sky"
https://twitter.com/x/status/1701734403951493225
https://archive.ph/wip/wMzUIWhat filter gives you the slavic eye brows? Is it meant to balance out the receding hairline filter?

nfn Elaine reminds me of Magenta Devine... who?
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BBC Yoof presenter from yesteryear. Like Elaine, she wore sunglasses inside (she also had wonky eyes), and also like Elaine, she had an addiction to opiates.
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1702070566310625358
https://archive.ph/wip/rjhJVEx-drug habit? X It's been a few days. As for the "NEET cope". Squitting all night isn't a job, Elaine, and you don't do anything else. You can't do anything else.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1702077410890436612
https://archive.ph/wip/8WOWkConstantly shows off with selfies and coomsoomerist "Look what I bought" pics. But doesn't care, k? You can be a NEET and not be poor. Britains welfare system is very generous, and as Elaine has admitted to OCD (personality disorder btw), she's prolly getting ESA (if that's still a thing), that's REALLY a wad of bunce. And the reason you get called a liar? The many, many, many (Police Academy), MANY documented porkies you've told.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1702078001364521259
https://archive.ph/wip/MybTAHas Plodwinson sent the Bumble Bees? Elaine is doing the classic worst thing, here. Always stay calm around swarming bees, never start spazzing out.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1702079551675785651
https://archive.ph/wip/BEBrzElaine is frightened by Qanon shit... #ArizonaBayNow (Hicks)

https://twitter.com/x/status/1702085947968331925
https://archive.ph/wip/9UbxJEveryone is just jel. Well jel. Plus "I would be a member of a club that would have Elaine as a member" Never a truer word Julius

https://twitter.com/x/status/1702086580721111438
https://archive.ph/wip/6jeazShe forgot Gunt. Gunt is Po' White Trash. You can't forget Gunt. That'll be like listing bands with guitarists and not mentioning The Experience.
 
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