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Da Sektur - General 👑 Elaine April Miller / Trollcow

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA...unity?lb=UgkxaB8ce6p_v2iP4o0w5bEdYUnt0UQHHb8lhttps://archive.is/wip/ZgPDb"Utilise the report button". Yeah, sure.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA...unity?lb=Ugkx0o_vGRGaLWrSqVrHaBpUN4WyM0A0pDnEhttps://archive.is/wip/RvedfYou could just stop confessing, and hanging round the people who also confess to these crimes. jk. We know that's never going to happen milky moo.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA...unity?lb=UgkxWGpI5F4M7nyoVUUqreeAvGtXyQSknbOChttps://archive.is/wip/TqiXUlamey, who has a pathological aversion to taking responsibility for her actions, spends the day f5in' her thread. As for the CSAM of JT... did you share it with a minor, yet?
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA...unity?lb=UgkxT1llz7aDGdcBlB1Yy-2B252R6BZHmmU9https://archive.is/wip/nUkSkhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA...unity?lb=UgkxHGK_1jslVrZiCF619K_FqElFCTdOSkUKhttps://archive.is/wip/z7xWiHaven't used this one yet...
 
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA...unity?lb=UgkxVgHNDUC_tXXJhNG0F-CdweqrWT0fCoE3https://archive.is/wip/VZhJ6Effect. Not syndrome. We know who her parents are. Her Dad was living vicariously through lamey, pushing her to do competitive running (with boys), and the cooking thing (very popular BBC lead internet grift). He's the one who put her on the Net. Like a stage Mother, who only cares about the kids, as long as the kid is getting them what they want. That's why she is the way she is. Obsessed with Internet Fame, and unsuitable male company. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA...unity?lb=UgkxrvaPtysIozjhNttCsG-sBQ0VVHXFxg8Hhttps://archive.is/wip/Y5vi5lidl thinks you're lying. It's much more feasible that you have an eating disorder. See my previous, and accurate, comment.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA...unity?lb=UgkxUBSMZJOWAS3Eq4vldja7PTUCP44C1uJLhttps://archive.is/wip/U3k3WThat's a year older than the age given if you google it. Plus, it was normal then, and it never happened anyway. Or at least, there is no credible evidence of it happening. The age of Mary (or Joe, which is never discussed) isn't really the "problematic" part of The Greatest Story Ever Told.
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxxYBCLCp9lQRZ6Faw_uYvO3TP5an8cdCZhttps://archive.is/wip/CPl3Ylamey admits to distributing malware. I wonder if Sham put her up to this. He admitting that some hacking is good. And he thinks that what lamey does is great research.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA...unity?lb=UgkxtygEk_BWwGZ0QxqTgURzBP6D0bV_nH-4https://archive.is/wip/zeoGO"In fact, I put it to you, it was YOU who was pretendin' to be retarded!"
 
lamey is feeling all Rainy days and Mondays...
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA...unity?lb=UgkxdhuSsNmz5AyEa9HjvM5UXQXkZ7SqjQp2https://archive.is/wip/eoDRPWe've been through this before...
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA...unity?lb=Ugkx2byb-ZVlsamVw0BpppWS35nBXmFQnJuhhttps://archive.is/wip/vO9ZgIt's a cope you've used, lamey.
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxkDYZy4S9bPRmm-1qqv6PHlMIvZU8HnqAhttps://archive.is/wip/s8nPaIf you call lamey a liar (because of the embarrassment of porkies she tells), her mental health will suffer... kinda asking for this...
Like she left, she's still mooching off of them. They just don't want to deal with her shit anymore.
Love this album.... and SUFFAH NUTTAH WHORSE!
 
 
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA...unity?lb=UgkxSJlHI1NJKrGCiNnRmcl4MrG23cHSwf0Khttps://archive.is/wip/Szjw2It's creepier still, when you know she posts on Shitterly Farms.
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lamey admits that her 'rents still get shit from the kwiffar. And Sham just sits there.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA...unity?lb=UgkxJitmtc2AdLf9F8Jgzrro8_9AUkU0qeo2https://archive.is/wip/JjQeqCorrect answer: Harlem Globe Trotters. jk, lamey. We both know you are too scared to have real sex.

https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxP-h8N3O3PbW7ojT-MdD7iN5ZjiRin_5qhttps://archive.is/wip/t4fFIMost women would take it as a compliment... lamey wants something Indian Giver style. Unless she's been trying to fare dodge and try and get the junior fare on public transport.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA...unity?lb=UgkxCbMpS4x5Tg0w_lawUDOeEUAxA0Zpc9KThttps://archive.is/wip/eoy2dSome Ugandan ticket collector? Oh, and Mr Hilter was off his bonce on meth, and was a nonce. lamey's kinda daddy.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA...unity?lb=UgkxReNX5i6qgJzTMS-5JLecvBxGlefi6lgshttps://archive.is/wip/fzHQxYou know it's dani's socks. On whatever forum he chooses to mog you on. Fuh Shame lamey, getting mogged by the male version of you.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA...unity?lb=UgkxhGa5Dw7OzyUp5NEL3aSJ6c6zNsQnLX3xhttps://archive.is/wip/zo2GUhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA...unity?lb=Ugkx6D3Xo_7w6Tqb9C3d1vh2NM5xI-ONsciWhttps://archive.is/wip/iBoDqShe claims to have lidl's dox. It's meant to be some bint from Canada. Not Slatz.
 
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA...unity?lb=UgkxDQp3r6qhPNAaXaJLAbwvLlt_PX5ubi7Ohttps://archive.is/wip/f06dilamey not sure if the person is street legal... so she posts the pic, with fat slut... Another day, another rake stepped on.

https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxF2qnLGwTZbKlDmAmZmb_XbHDa3JGWiFhhttps://archive.is/wip/I2eIYlamey denies, the world presses X.
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxtLp-JqOvQma3lQOcr6dfZRnOVQBmB53lhttps://archive.is/wip/uHWawNo. It was Spammy getting banned.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA...unity?lb=UgkxUtr61ASPUdtoDE4kOrBOrj_wV6Gz1YqAhttps://archive.is/wip/ccZziE-lame is ironing board. And jel.

https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxFZ2w2JYHomLAqtOpXN5F3M_ZvgPJfBxAhttps://archive.is/wip/cnFBllamey has been proven, beyond a shadow of a doubt, to be thick as mince. "Group think" The crowds laughing at her.
joshy isn't really like Tate, as Tate knew his Dad. And joshy didn't bum his bother as a kid. You know it happened.
https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkx-ZDRqo-3g_zw3mja6p0_yOU8fZbh707Qhttps://archive.is/wip/ThgRpIf that's what you believe, lamey...
https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkx0DT9z_WW3eAGxPZ8p-RGGgSnyO7giCZ9https://archive.is/wip/vgh8mIt's going to be a bit different... it's about Emp... classic dinny moo moment.
 
https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkx-Z3LHOz9o3RLJWpqhZx_HIM-eSqleYJEhttps://archive.is/wip/T4AmQ"I’ve been spending the past year putting together a massive interview list of Lolcows & will put Null out of a job."
Flash back to the cringe that was the Pisswinson stream. Is she trying to rebrand as the new Stardust? lamey is much too thin skinned to do a job like that. And flat chested. Even Starzy (make it stick, you know why) could out debatebros lamey. Plus, Starzy knows she doesn't have that much to say, and will happily let a guest fill the void. lamey can't do that. She's dullsville AND wants you to know.

Stardust, in every conceivable metric, is better than lamey.

https://x.com/loreandorderr?s=21&t=rcMJ9kxOLAXNK9LJr7B2tAhttps://archive.is/dmEiKNew squitter.
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1881068533993689184
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/4htm1She's goin' bald!
https://twitter.com/x/status/1881070048670003622
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/eANTiShe means she read it on Shithouse Farms. Wonder if Sham thinks they do great research...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1881385802497978648
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/dyw72tbf, it's the thread and joshy she's mostly obsessed with.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1881386461280579737
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/NNM1ajoshy manages the most cringe squit. If he wanted kids to be inspired to do anything, it would be to school up a school. SOmething the broom would love to do, but is too fat and scared.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1881388237782196500
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/tSmaF"Acid was cringe, a weirdo and an absolute embarrassment in 764..." That could be lamey. Apart from her only connection to 764 LARPing with actual self admitted nonces. FOr research purposes.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1881388779807940687
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/ewW6nNo shit Sherlock. Just like lamey deleting comments.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1881389931958067308
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/eiVQglamey is too uncouth, and weljel of Bx, to make an Eraserhead joke, about how fucked up that bird is.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1881390723934912574
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/ELvGGSquitter is cringe, tho.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1881391625081106635
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/cZAkrThis isn't the way things played out. You can check her Commie Farms thread.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1881393209584275710
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Z1rIdOnly one voice can make lamey top herself... and top herself... until she's dead.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1881411438540890295
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/ZhW66lamey (who stinks of cat piss) tells on herself and her abandonment issues. And she's on the dole.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1881412826654450086
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/ax51aThey are called Butt. And it's in Licking. C'mon.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1881413676709917058
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/jkTdFLot of them, tho. And they could probably dox you and your nonce friends pdq. Then what would you have. One of your abuser friends, they got dox'd. Remember that?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1881417021482778794
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/9M3UYHow about the bint clout chasing them...?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1881424637554495562
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/cxLmZOk... lamey... (opens tab for Bandmix... hmmmm, The E-lame Miller Retaliation is looking for...)
https://twitter.com/x/status/1881430668074434978
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/LCrrhYes. You could do that. Go on...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1881432129332207973
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/UC1WBlamey is friends with multiple nonces... why can't spwate simp for her, huh?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1881439833983492331
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Q0jb9It's like she's never been away.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1881442232844345422
https://archive.is/wip/HsD3xlamey can't produce bint videos, for dirty old men. Her freedumb to peach is being harmbed.
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1881451680715440294
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/V2LMMlamey is gross and weird looking tho.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1881456896055591257
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/8Io8Te-lame wants to be part of the herd, so much. And the herd (correctly) rejecting her, hurts her so.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1881483593618501871
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/MTpKblamey does resquit herself.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1881508900169756967
https://archive.is/wip/QprLrChasing Jim again.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1881573384733229507
https://archive.is/MI0R4This old chestnut.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1881522627728261581
https://archive.ph/wip/qsRCXE-lame there. Ugly and thick.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1881679553980203318
https://archive.is/wip/H1Rx1This is the kind of squit you make, when you have had no sleep, and have been squitting for an entire day. She must have been bunged up on her YT comtab.
 
Fedbuster said:
Aight I aint reading all that shit for a schizo bitch that looks like the rake. Give me the TLDR on who they are and why I should care.

No, posting a thread here because they wouldn’t have sex with you is not a valid reason.
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𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑 said:
homo thread
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JewNiggerCock said:
I don't care about any of this
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Champagne said:
I mostly like threads with hot chicks. Aside from that, this is a fail thread. Elaine is fairly attractive, but the only thing interesting about her is that Josh is so obsessed he made the obvious LIDL Drip sock to tsundere over her.
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@Catministrator What. Is. This. AUTISM?

This thread. For the last two pages is just one poster, @Nektar Geist, screaming his autism into the void with occasional posts from moderators setting off another tide of unfunny autistic posts. I'm pretty sure LOLcow is meant to have LOLs.

Please put it out of its misery or thread ban Nektar.
 
Reason: Nektar is an autist.
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Larks said:
@Catministrator What. Is. This. AUTISM?

This thread. For the last two pages is just one poster, @Nektar Geist, screaming his autism into the void with occasional posts from moderators setting off another tide of unfunny autistic posts. I'm pretty sure LOLcow is meant to have LOLs.

Please put it out of its misery or thread ban Nektar.
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He's regularly contributing information to this thread. I see no issue with this
 
kiwifails said:
He's regularly contributing information to this thread. I see no issue with this
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Fuck off. @Nektar Geist is a troll. I came here only to talk about a person called Sonia Poulton who's a car crash journalist who keeps trying to free guilty people from prison here in the UK. Then @Nektar Geist immediately accused me of being a sock, most likely of this person Elaine, which is the only reason I looked at this thread. I don't see why anyone would care about this.

All I can see in this thread is reposts of every last little action of a young woman no matter how trivial. That's not satire, or funny that's just obsessive stalking. She's not ugly. She's not a super-model. She's not famous. I gather from the thread that she might have a rich family. Her tweets aren't ridiculous. She's not a public figure. There are five to one ratio of posts by @Nektar Geist to anyone else because no one cares.

If @Catministrator wants to attract people to this site then he needs to reign in people like @Nektar Geist, who will drive people away.
Larks said:
Please put it out of its misery or thread ban Nektar.
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I don't care if you delete the thread, but @Nektar Geist should be banned. Not just thread banned. Banned.
 
Perfidious said:
Fuck off. @Nektar Geist is a troll. I came here only to talk about a person called Sonia Poulton who's a car crash journalist who keeps trying to free guilty people from prison here in the UK. Then @Nektar Geist immediately accused me of being a sock, most likely of this person Elaine, which is the only reason I looked at this thread. I don't see why anyone would care about this.

All I can see in this thread is reposts of every last little action of a young woman no matter how trivial. That's not satire, or funny that's just obsessive stalking. She's not ugly. She's not a super-model. She's not famous. I gather from the thread that she might have a rich family. Her tweets aren't ridiculous. She's not a public figure. There are five to one ratio of posts by @Nektar Geist to anyone else because no one cares.

If @Catministrator wants to attract people to this site then he needs to reign in people like @Nektar Geist, who will drive people away.

I don't care if you delete the thread, but @Nektar Geist should be banned. Not just thread banned. Banned.
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He stays.
 
Perfidious said:
Fuck off. @Nektar Geist is a troll. I came here only to talk about a person called Sonia Poulton who's a car crash journalist who keeps trying to free guilty people from prison here in the UK. Then @Nektar Geist immediately accused me of being a sock, most likely of this person Elaine, which is the only reason I looked at this thread. I don't see why anyone would care about this
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I have cleaned this discussion up and will be closely monitoring it moving forward. Should you have any relevant contributions to post.
Perfidious said:
All I can see in this thread is reposts of every last little action of a young woman no matter how trivial. That's not satire, or funny that's just obsessive stalking. She's not ugly. She's not a super-model. She's not famous. I gather from the thread that she might have a rich family. Her tweets aren't ridiculous. She's not a public figure. There are five to one ratio of posts by @Nektar Geist to anyone else because no one cares.
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I mean you could make yourself less obvious.
Perfidious said:
If @Catministrator wants to attract people to this site then he needs to reign in people like @Nektar Geist, who will drive people away.
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Your suggestions will be noted.
Perfidious said:
I don't care if you delete the thread, but @Nektar Geist should be banned. Not just thread banned. Bannedfarms
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We do not randomly ban people on onionfarms over minor disputes and petty differences
 
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