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Da Sektur - General 👑 Elaine April Miller / Trollcow

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https://twitter.com/x/status/1745484264404066332
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https://twitter.com/x/status/1745354268649922599
https://archive.is/wip/tvgfj
https://twitter.com/x/status/1745353737370038655
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https://twitter.com/x/status/1745472684777971920
https://archive.is/wip/Y2iIh
https://twitter.com/x/status/1745472450651959535
https://archive.is/wip/SaSvpElaine is on record(ing) crying "Muh unfairness, why does Chris get a pass..." until snot came out her nose.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1745469735192424709
https://archive.is/wip/FVTYlElaine is never going to be as tan as a curry wog (she's a ginger)... I probably won't make it to Elaine's 51st... but then, it's highly likely neither will she.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1745462687361056903
https://archive.is/wip/ROCuRLiterally NPDin'
https://twitter.com/x/status/1745455702615920678
https://archive.is/wip/m6sPFElaine is reduced to @in' the bottom of the barrel RPG.
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1745499681239577039
https://archive.is/wip/3ndLBNaaaaah. Mayte. Broom hates plenty more cows than you.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1745500200922173774
https://archive.is/wip/bQZEMLARPs as influencer/gossiper streamer/squitterer, that's grifter. She's got nekkid and taken a piss for male attention...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1745501620903829897
https://archive.is/wip/nBenFElaine tanked her channel by doxing the people she hated at school...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1745508337985180151
https://archive.is/wip/bdL2YNPD pops out, there. "joshy sees me as...", as well as the "it's "muh paytreearky" and "turd mentally" to explain why everyone thinks Elaine is a joke.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1745512248192209266
https://archive.is/wip/XccySThe wob eye is a design glitch?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1745542743923838996
https://archive.is/wip/TMdhYSeem's a bit full of herself...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1745546529371226592
https://archive.is/wip/nhsFKOh... she's Johannes Brahms'd. Commie Farms, blah blah blah, revenge porn, blah blah blah, it's ok if it's not her thread, blah blah blah, Dunnce, blah blah blah, incorrect in thinking she has a life outside of the "sektur" (ie being a terminally online twat), simping for the dog killer is "using the patriarchy", blah blah blah... joshy didn't fap to cat boys (fr, she said that), blah blah blah, Drop Commie Farms/Kerfuffels is bad, k? Don't ask about the grand, blah blah blah, she claims she spent 50k on drugs, blah blah blah, Liz Fong DOng sued someone behind E-lames back(???), and Elaine was their personal programmer (big ol' X), blah blah blah, people who make fun of her... just weljel.
 
Chuckles. They are so naff. Bottled a stream because they were asked to tell a joke. With Elaine on the sauce, it'll be incoherent cackling, until she's sick on herself. Junkies do that. Drink to excess to block out the emptiness.
 
Cursed Content Purveyor said:
She says everything is "-coded" now, it's so weird and makes her seem like she's trying too hard with the overuse of it. I guess it's Elaine-coded to overkill current trends in a desperate attempt to fit in with her peers. BPD behavior.
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Skibidi-coded gyatt rizzler-pilled
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1745716096752112112
https://archive.is/wip/cCWIC"Highly" paid job. X. Own own property. X. In Russia. X. Can't be dox'd or SWAT'd. X. She hates her life... and what she's done to it.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1745711605864665598
https://archive.is/wip/rkVcRElaine really does hate being reminded she was born in bongland.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1745710800084296115
https://archive.is/wip/wZq8jFatherless...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1745709821133758836
https://archive.is/wip/xJm4EWithout commentary? Users? It's really just me. Wot a dinny pixie...
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1745716096752112112
https://archive.is/wip/cCWIC"Highly" paid job. X. Own own property. X. In Russia. X. Can't be dox'd or SWAT'd. X. She hates her life... and what she's done to it.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1745711605864665598
https://archive.is/wip/rkVcRElaine really does hate being reminded she was born in bongland.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1745710800084296115
https://archive.is/wip/wZq8jFatherless...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1745709821133758836
https://archive.is/wip/xJm4EWithout commentary? Is she so butt hurt over my japes, that she has developed hysterical blindness?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1746057614943817894
https://archive.is/wip/zYTWXShe really is seething... over the fact: PPP demanded the return of Plodderz, and lo and behold...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1746066356481532281
https://archive.is/wip/pPfrh
Remember when Radiohead were a band ripping off Pixies n sheeeit?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1746071825929343448
https://archive.is/wip/Y7ux8Elaine, being to lazy to end it all, it's not something to be proud of. btw, it's only get harder, as you get older, and you aren't so mollycoddled.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1746107786558087421
https://archive.is/wip/EPWZSI'm not sure SH sees it as an argument. An argument is something, something, monty python bit... but seriously, SH prolly sees it as mocking, from their end, and spazzing out on yours.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1746185614116941882
https://archive.is/wip/OmnTKNever Trust A Junky
https://twitter.com/x/status/1746207636805050392
https://archive.is/wip/L6OBDIt's a lot more common than you think, Elaine... I remember having a chat with a nurse (as you'll know, I live in a public sector city, I've met looooaaaaddddsss of nurses), it's about growing up, and having "conflicting messages" from authority figures (parents). As E-lame can't go a day without her contradicting herself... also, BPD is often the polite version of NPD, as women (who make up most of the "BPD" cases) really don't like admitting, despite the evidence, we live in a society that literally idolizes (as in Idolatry, like in the Bible) Wymbymz.
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1746222489867374641
https://archive.is/wip/JAjr5Another server bites the dust...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1746218057066824171
https://archive.is/wip/6cm9TStill a loony.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1746219255161393494
https://archive.is/wip/Yo0gRDid she read that on a T-shirt?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1746223304908611839
https://archive.is/wip/P0ywN"Muh revenge pron trumps you!"
https://twitter.com/x/status/1746253204206080512
https://archive.is/wip/s2eOrElaine did share her pron with a minor, so has to double the minors Emp flirted with.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1746304399050166418
https://archive.is/wip/GfiMr
https://twitter.com/x/status/1746331105538564298
https://archive.is/wip/LDXdQElaine doesn't think she's talking about her life... but she should be.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1746334877203529944
https://archive.is/wip/oeqDvtl/dr: Elaine doesn't like people pointing and laughing at her bintery, but she can't get any other form of attention, so she's kinda stuck with it.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1746347785081749602
https://archive.is/wip/usDezElaine, still doesn't understand the line "They knew what they were getting into when they bought the ticket... I say, LET EM CRASH!"
https://twitter.com/x/status/1746349216178348181
https://archive.is/wip/eVqoHTHe hag is deluded enough to think people are riled up.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1746385696179306925
https://archive.is/LKHicPlodwinson in droogz shocker...
 
Diddlaine hanging out with trannies and pedophiles
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https://twitter.com/x/status/1746425386731204687
https://archive.is/wip/F9AFF"I have learnt from my mistakes, and I am sure, I could repeat them exactly" A Grebe Streebling, or Streeb Greebling. I can't quite remember.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1746659790649020626
https://archive.is/wip/hoF0hDeadly sin, that is...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1746660978589090288
https://archive.is/wip/ti9ZT"In fact... if I had to say who was BPD..."
https://twitter.com/x/status/1746669619287376365
https://archive.is/wip/C21yPPlodwinson prolly got sick off the 1000s of DMs per day.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1746688499531571239
https://archive.is/wip/gGSOI
https://twitter.com/x/status/1746711200413474860
https://archive.is/wip/emJWQDid she mention revenge porn?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1746721327535243363
https://archive.is/FHmTW"Plodwinson" pokes fun at Gymz internet bride.
 
Nektar Geist said:
https://twitter.com/x/status/1746222489867374641
https://archive.is/wip/JAjr5Another server bites the dust...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1746218057066824171
https://archive.is/wip/6cm9TStill a loony.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1746219255161393494
https://archive.is/wip/Yo0gRDid she read that on a T-shirt?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1746223304908611839
https://archive.is/wip/P0ywN"Muh revenge pron trumps you!"
https://twitter.com/x/status/1746253204206080512
https://archive.is/wip/s2eOrElaine did share her pron with a minor, so has to double the minors Emp flirted with.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1746304399050166418
https://archive.is/wip/GfiMr
https://twitter.com/x/status/1746331105538564298
https://archive.is/wip/LDXdQElaine doesn't think she's talking about her life... but she should be.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1746334877203529944
https://archive.is/wip/oeqDvtl/dr: Elaine doesn't like people pointing and laughing at her bintery, but she can't get any other form of attention, so she's kinda stuck with it.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1746347785081749602
https://archive.is/wip/usDezElaine, still doesn't understand the line "They knew what they were getting into when they bought the ticket... I say, LET EM CRASH!"
https://twitter.com/x/status/1746349216178348181
https://archive.is/wip/eVqoHTHe hag is deluded enough to think people are riled up.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1746385696179306925
https://archive.is/LKHicPlodwinson in droogz shocker...
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There's no such thing as animal "snuff"
 
I was wondering who this Elaine person everyone brought up all the time. It seems she spent a lot of time on 4chan in her youth, posts nudes, posts CP, was a child weirdo, makes up her morals on the spot to justify herself. No wonder Null and many KF posters are obsessed with her. She is their manic pixie dream girl.
 
Jetstream Sharpe said:
There's no such thing as animal "snuff"
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Snuff is just murder porn. Anything that can be murdered can be in a snuff film. Just look at the monkey torture zoophiles who get off to it.
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1747263413653487789
https://archive.is/wip/XAj1HHas Sprate fed posted a forum to death?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1747264840308318502
https://archive.is/wip/verY9You think she really contacted the hacks? Or does she mean emailed Vordrak? Either way, "Waaaaahhhhhh, Sprate sed sumfink meaaaannnn!" Isn't really defamation.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1747266825350795774
https://archive.is/wip/K0QXbYes Elaine, Babs that effect... also, I think she @'d Lorenz a few times and got no joy.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1747277123054629319
https://archive.is/wip/DQHFXElaine thanks Sprate for not being visited by Lily Law for her noncery.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1747294429797372031
https://archive.is/wip/DffxfPretty sure Sprate is happy enough checking this thread, once in awhile. Nearly everything gets posted... eventually.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1747297426350760413
https://archive.is/wip/K7zhIAll those people inside your head. It must be noisy.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1747299989787693097
https://archive.is/wip/ZRje3Gurl... you know where you are, lolcow? You're in the Sektur... you're gonna die!"
https://twitter.com/x/status/1747301642859352471
https://archive.is/wip/9OW0U"Sha na na na na na na Knees!"
https://twitter.com/x/status/1747303952964526376
https://archive.is/wip/7R6M9Elaine was already a cow. She was desperate for his attention, so was cowboy (I wonder what sock they are wearing now), it resulted in a stilted, awkward stream. Trying the "he's just playing hard to get" because he ghosted you... that's bunny boiler stuff.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1747305680120226232
https://archive.is/wip/53Km1Elaine is "Not Bovvered". Thru gritted teeth.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1747308102104347082
https://archive.is/wip/zyZKNRead: Elaine doesn't accept, the reason she cannot maintain a healthy relationship with others... is herself. Far too self absorbed.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1747321871006048341
https://archive.is/wip/QZvSeHaving not denied it for so long... too little, too late.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1747322774069391612
https://archive.is/wip/Bt4vsPlayawinson knows how to rile up the fillies. Hotel motel, holiday inn, if your cow ain't up to snuff, then think about her friend" Or something.
 
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