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Da Sektur - General 👑 Elaine April Miller / Trollcow

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Elaine acknowledged the possibility of joshy having a "secret gf"... then thought better of it...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759311419403620466
https://archive.is/wip/hkPqyI think the broom's Mother got there first. Just look at him...
Interesting that E-lame deleted it. I think she's one of those "If I can't have you..." types.
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All of her problems would be solved if she literally just applied herself a little bit. I can’t keep up with her anymore it’s some schizo shit everyday + black and white thinking about random Kiwis. It was “I hate lidl drip so much she’s a fat troon whore” but the second someone mildly comes to Elaine’s defense it’s a complete 180. That’s textbook BPD and black and white thinking. I’m sure Null is her favorite person. I don’t understand how she’s so comfortable with being miserable other than the fact that she’s just histrionic and will do anything for attention. Guess I answered my own question but still I can’t wrap my mind around it.

Elaine if you’re reading this I think you would benefit from the gym and a calorie surplus. You could actually flex on your haters if you weren’t so skeletal. Maybe even learn a bit of Russian to keep up the larp.
 
Reason: I retard
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759415253920633240
https://archive.is/wip/X5LL4I'm curious as to who called her that. Feeling it was her.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759419988669055018
https://archive.is/wip/YBBHsNPC grifter is surprised NPC grifter likes NPC grifter. btw there was a thing awhile back, where Swifties would go to a concert and 5mins after leaving couldn't remember anything... it being so bland and NPC "coded".
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759409993139302889
https://archive.is/wip/yviW1That's what the broom's gotta do... yeah. Remember joshy slagging his Mum off... of course, that was BEFORE he became reliant on mentally ill single mothers. And their child benefit, that they give him... although it could go on their own children...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759396738006213032
https://archive.ph/cRvM4Sure, Jan.
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759642894309228682
"Oh Polythene Elaine... she thinks she's so gud lukin'... but she's fucking insane" Debt owed to the Beatles
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759643956755767353
https://archive.is/wip/GQCMoPlodwinson doesn't use dincord... yeah right.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759645523777106238
https://archive.is/wip/pZNkzE-lame concerned that someone might not be telling the truth. About the broom. Who is a less than passing acquaintance with the truth.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759647211485286817
https://archive.is/wip/M1irgWob-eyed Elaine upset at someone making a joke about her googly eye balls.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759650158575227061
https://archive.is/wip/WGc8LOfc they never fucked. Look at his history of cows...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759651712380350517
https://archive.is/wip/9LPWHN-dub bint Elaine, there. Still lurking.
 
Nektar Geist said:
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759642894309228682
"Oh Polythene Elaine... she thinks she's so gud lukin'... but she's fucking insane" Debt owed to the Beatles
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759643956755767353
https://archive.is/wip/GQCMoPlodwinson doesn't use dincord... yeah right.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759645523777106238
https://archive.is/wip/pZNkzE-lame concerned that someone might not be telling the truth. About the broom. Who is a less than passing acquaintance with the truth. ...truth.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759647211485286817
https://archive.is/wip/M1irgWob-eyed Elaine upset at someone making a joke about her googly eye balls.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759650158575227061
https://archive.is/wip/WGc8LOfc they never fucked. Look at his history of cows...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759651712380350517
https://archive.is/wip/9LPWHN-dub bint Elaine, there. Still lurking.
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You added "Elaine has been looking at her threads...again" as if her thread on both here and KF don't get relentlessly updated every day
 
Galactic Innerways said:
as if her thread on both here and KF don't get relentlessly updated every day
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It's more about how she used to say she wouldn't acknowledge them (anymore). Obvz she didn't. That's the only acknowledgement she gets. One thread on a site that totally not gay-opin' her via squitter and dincord (Kwiffar would NEVER do anything like that), and this one, with me giving wry sage advice (with some insults, cruel to be kind blah blah blah) and Emp... Elaine's "The One That Got Away".

I hope one day, this thread will be used in diagnosing future generations with BPD (Bint Personality Disorder). Parents can look at this thread, check their kids social media... if it looks similar... boom... Peace Corp it is for the little pishers.
 
Nektar Geist said:
It's more about how she used to say she wouldn't acknowledge them (anymore). Obvz she didn't. That's the only acknowledgement she gets. One thread on a site that totally not gay-opin' her via squitter and dincord (Kwiffar would NEVER do anything like that), and this one, with me giving wry sage advice (with some insults, cruel to be kind blah blah blah) and Emp... Elaine's "The One That Got Away".

I hope one day, this thread will be used in diagnosing future generations with BPD (Bint Personality Disorder). Parents can look at this thread, check their kids social media... if it looks similar... boom... Peace Corp it is for the little pishers.
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Welp she...screwed herself...I'll say that
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759679214716940774
https://archive.is/wip/6xRpCSomething something something... Neko shota joke. But don't worry Elaine, he'll come round... one day.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759706046866559025
https://archive.is/wip/mfGNTElaine must be upset at the Emp comment. It's true tho. Emp's the one that got away. That's why (again) she cannot keep her word and keep this site's name out of her whore mouth.
She'll run off to her dincord to get catfished now.
 
Elaine if you really wanna beat the fake Russian allegations take a video of yourself speaking Russian. Not voice only, voice and video. Put all the haydurs to shame by proving them wrong. I dare you.
 
Nektar Geist said:
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759642894309228682
"Oh Polythene Elaine... she thinks she's so gud lukin'... but she's fucking insane" Debt owed to the Beatles
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759643956755767353
https://archive.is/wip/GQCMoPlodwinson doesn't use dincord... yeah right.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759645523777106238
https://archive.is/wip/pZNkzE-lame concerned that someone might not be telling the truth. About the broom. Who is a less than passing acquaintance with the truth.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759647211485286817
https://archive.is/wip/M1irgWob-eyed Elaine upset at someone making a joke about her googly eye balls.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759650158575227061
https://archive.is/wip/WGc8LOfc they never fucked. Look at his history of cows...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759651712380350517
https://archive.is/wip/9LPWHN-dub bint Elaine, there. Still lurking.
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lol Elaine noticed me. I love that she’s calling me a larper because I called her one. She’s so unoriginal. Post a video of you simply speaking the Russian national anthem and I’ll believe you. Literally say “привет меня зовут Elaine” and I’ll believe you. Should be easy enough. Also Elaine is such a non-Russian name. It’s so pathetic why the fuck would you want to be slavic?
 
PythonPrincess said:
I love that she’s calling me a larper because I called her one.
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You know you've pricked her very thin and pasty looking skin, when she'll do what Ash does. The ol' "I know you are, you said you are, so what am I then?"
PythonPrincess said:
Post a video of you simply speaking the Russian national anthem and I’ll believe you.
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She can barely speak English.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759713785231601790
https://archive.is/wip/Quwz9Well... that completely went over her bonce, didn't it?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759715452333207554
https://archive.is/wip/fdFMrElaine is not feeling alone. 'K?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759724953841045776
https://archive.is/wip/JpkamMy take, which I know Elaine will not want to heard... is more of a question... has Elaine watched that video and thought... "that tranny acts less like a tranny, than I do?" The constant hair flicking that troons are accused of, Elaine does it a lot more than this troon in the video.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759725835932541066
https://archive.is/wip/ghKInGym owners (of both sexes) are pretty PO'd with bints like this, with their cameras. You might remember a few months ago, the slew of "tik tok girl gets called out in gym" videos. And Elaine, you do fuck all exercise, I doubt you could walk at 5mph, for 30mins with out having an attack of some kind.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759726081249063175
https://archive.is/wip/fXgaVGuessing that's Pigtits squitter... "He's my thing, get away from my thing, get your own thing".
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759738289152483350
https://archive.is/wip/S3xL9Elaine is upset people won't excuse her shitty behaviour and personality on ADHD.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759743517331489084
https://archive.is/wip/MIhiHThat'll sort the wheat from the chaff... won't stop the paranoia. That's from the schizophrenia.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759749786746363955
https://archive.is/wip/gke00TBF, personality disorder is a personality disorder. Elaine is a shitty person. Et la.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759755295348113686
https://archive.is/wip/ZNyyMIt's Hutsell. Tommy isn't her real husband. She just took the name so people wouldn't call out her rabid anti semitism. Strange isn't it? You make fun of some loony on the web, and it's the "You're weljel, you must fancy me". Elaine and Ash are so alike. And as I've said, Elaine keeps on drinking the way she does...
I guess she doesn't like me saying "Cam-whoreland". She chooses to say she goes there.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759766294461551067
https://archive.is/wip/76JDn"Yeah... that's deffo some slav bint, oh yes... it's actually me, but I'm not really cutting myself, but I was, but I had to say that..." NPClaine there.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759826273763827991
https://archive.is/wip/QGgZAX
https://twitter.com/x/status/1759842941764309361
https://archive.is/wip/dCPeQWhat fresh LARP is this?
 
If it happened someone would've clipped it, do it again Elaine.

Also that thing about touching grass, there is a phenomenon surrounding the mourning dove population decreasing exponentially since the late 90s-early 2000s, a sound that was prolific for many children who played outside due to their prevalence, so going outside then vs now does feel different in that regard. It's less about the going outside and more about the weird sense of loss that is experienced. But of course I wouldn't expect Elaine to catch onto nuance.
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1760421383555715137
https://archive.is/wip/f5RZGEmp, youse gots sum splainin' to do...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1760421949593825318
https://archive.is/wip/B8e1S
https://twitter.com/x/status/1760428068861034701
https://archive.is/wip/6eWym
https://twitter.com/x/status/1760422466751443105
https://archive.is/wip/o0QKQWHen was Elaine's thread created? That was BEFORE Chudbuds... Elaine is psychotic
https://twitter.com/x/status/1760424167092969581
https://archive.is/wip/1BkavWomen love Depp, not Turd. Cue Bruce Hornsby and the Range...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1760428586148692021
https://archive.is/wip/gDNcc
https://twitter.com/x/status/1760429849339163078
https://archive.is/wip/5BIWyElaine after failing to be sexualized in the way she wants... whines on squitter.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1760431317450473540
https://archive.is/wip/KAfrXRead: People laughed at the porn she made (and willingly distributed herself), now she seethes.
 
Elaine released nasty shit herself as an adult, and wants everyone to believe it's fake just like her dox. It isn't revenge porn if the only person involved is the one who released it unless you wanna claim you've got multiple personalities.
 
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