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Da Sektur - General 👑 Elaine April Miller / Trollcow

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https://twitter.com/x/status/1760562820997840969
https://archive.is/wip/TjLbUThe caps are... confused... it's something to do with Lillee Jean, but perhaps someone else can explain.
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https://twitter.com/x/status/1760603342198190279
https://archive.is/kHU5cClout chasing Jackie "Not Funny At All" Singh. Things must be tough...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1760588510870839425
https://archive.is/keWJ7These types of squits are Elaine at her finest... accusing people of shit she's done herself. The best bit: Revenge prongerz and pedos get the bullet... except the one's you gave a wrench to, huh?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1760599802855780777
https://archive.is/wip/RX1y0Elaine forgets, although she is a cow, she only ever talks about other cows.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1760566474073059391
https://archive.is/wip/br6eJSomething something shared pron something something with a minor.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1760564182276006257
https://archive.is/wip/3fhWOE-lame doesn't realise that most of her "engagement", is me posting her psychosis to this thread, and trolls or her socks.
 
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Elaine's "engagement" comes from her riding the coattails of men who did all the heavy lifting. The self proclaimed man hater can't get anywhere without using men to get there. Pretty lame.
 
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Alia is still hotter despite how much she wishes it was not so on top of making better cakes.
When this decree get's put into place she will make more money from being dubbed a lolcow.
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1760914806180032677
https://archive.is/wip/18US0Sounds like she's talking to a sock...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1760913851690754255
https://archive.is/wip/yL9iRNot kind... but fair... You said it lamey... not me...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1760912727428501954
https://archive.is/wip/46EEmElaine... lacking any self awareness. Like the CSAM spamming loony she is.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1760911191134621738
https://archive.is/wip/3sxuXAnd there we have it. Douche commited the biggest crime... of posting on Commie Farms. How very dare you...
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https://twitter.com/x/status/1760878772197155111
https://archive.is/ecaKsElaine is as bitter as lidl over Blobby's monopoly on all the dick.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1760891341863620633
https://archive.is/Gl13bSomething about the word whore, triggered E-lame.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1760878219324969038
https://archive.is/EqXiwDon't you have to rape a woman to be a T&H male fembemnist?
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1761144208000258052
https://archive.is/wip/cmdiaThink they can get it from Commie farms, where you got it, luv...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1761148490107830737
https://archive.is/wip/iyiShtbf... it was the Pedomenco fail stream...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1761157150985068772
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https://twitter.com/x/status/1761165454507163829
https://archive.is/wip/XGI6yThe memory of emp still haunting and torturing Elaine's malformed bonce. It's. Tough.
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1761271390215217537
https://archive.is/wip/JNKnnElaine thinks the Ideas Guys were a good idea...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1761266947545616475
https://archive.is/wip/coOx5But she's UwU for the broom, I know... make it make sense.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1761259209390215535
https://archive.is/wip/hS5cOE-lame getting jel over someone paying attention to the Whale. Wouldn't worry, from the pics I've seen, Boobz looks like an actual woman, not a tranny like you.
 
Russians push a hell of a lot of zoophile shit in addition to CSAM, and given her sudden interest in furries....oh no onionbros it's joever....
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1761886693286711782
https://archive.is/wip/xTBfDChris shoulda, huh? Elaine has an imaginary flying monkey army...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1761892431551713595
https://archive.is/wip/LAGchElaine admitting she flaggots, and buys followers. And the reason she knows lolcow has CSAM... is cuz she put it there?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1761901514824503645
https://archive.is/wip/yUuNeElaine also claims to be fwends with a load of nonces, too. So there's that.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1761904142136541611
https://archive.is/wip/VQ22uElaine makes this claim, despite the recorded evidence to the contrary. And anyway, she's still a looney by any other name.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1761911524782637514
https://archive.is/wip/cnnWREmp has independently posting thirst pics of weird looking chicks for awhile, and Elaine put her own porn out there, linking it to a minor, and she never had a problem with nonce Graf distributing it...
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1761934265124606151
https://archive.is/wip/YsT4YOh dear... E-loon has resorted to AI therapy... It seems like banal sort of analysis, just hinting at the "insecurities", but remember, the nutter who wanted to top the Queen, his AI gf supported him in that.
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https://archive.is/wip/sGsC6Elaine getting defensive, there. Over having a nonce janny, distributing porn to minors, not reporting (or endlessly screaming insults at him) Graf, and probably spamming all that CSAM on lolcow.farm.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1762049206229811638
https://archive.is/wip/bea2zANd she's still defensive about being a low iq bpd whore.
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1762189847815455087
https://archive.is/wip/PO45PShe didn't mention Metocuck. Poor ol' metoccuck... they always get left out. btw literally more chance of me making more money off of me chanting E-lame has a thing for noncing-sah! to a kraut rock beat (that's an ref to The Fall) than Elaine has grifting off her thread.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1762191657028423862
https://archive.is/wip/3lULKStill bitter over Plodwinson, I see...
 
PythonPrincess said:
All of her problems would be solved if she literally just applied herself a little bit. I can’t keep up with her anymore it’s some schizo shit everyday + black and white thinking about random Kiwis. It was “I hate lidl drip so much she’s a fat troon whore” but the second someone mildly comes to Elaine’s defense it’s a complete 180. That’s textbook BPD and black and white thinking. I’m sure Null is her favorite person. I don’t understand how she’s so comfortable with being miserable other than the fact that she’s just histrionic and will do anything for attention. Guess I answered my own question but still I can’t wrap my mind around it.

Elaine if you’re reading this I think you would benefit from the gym and a calorie surplus. You could actually flex on your haters if you weren’t so skeletal. Maybe even learn a bit of Russian to keep up the larp.
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You hit the nail on the head. The way she talks about Null, lidl, and half the commenters in her threads is textbook splitting BPD behavior. I don't think she is comfortable though, there's a reason why Elaine is addicted to attention and the company of the chomos she keeps. She was never going to be a successful beauty YouTuber or influencer with her fake bags, she couldn't even achieve the level of fraud Lillee Jean did. The only thing that Elaine has been successful at over the past 4 years is ruining her life and coping about her dox and nudes.

An actual Jewish woman once entertained Elaine's larp and it has been confirmed that she doesn't know Hebrew or Russian. Not that the results are surprising.
PythonPrincess said:
lol Elaine noticed me. I love that she’s calling me a larper because I called her one. She’s so unoriginal. Post a video of you simply speaking the Russian national anthem and I’ll believe you. Literally say “привет меня зовут Elaine” and I’ll believe you. Should be easy enough. Also Elaine is such a non-Russian name. It’s so pathetic why the fuck would you want to be slavic?
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Admitting to being a bong would be much less embarrassing than continuing this awful Russian-Ashkenazi larp. The average 12 year old is a more effective sk1d than Elaine could ever hope to be.
Nektar Geist said:
https://twitter.com/x/status/1761886693286711782
https://archive.is/wip/xTBfDChris shoulda, huh? Elaine has an imaginary flying monkey army...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1761892431551713595
https://archive.is/wip/LAGchElaine admitting she flaggots, and buys followers. And the reason she knows lolcow has CSAM... is cuz she put it there?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1761901514824503645
https://archive.is/wip/yUuNeElaine also claims to be fwends with a load of nonces, too. So there's that.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1761904142136541611
https://archive.is/wip/VQ22uElaine makes this claim, despite the recorded evidence to the contrary. And anyway, she's still a looney by any other name.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1761911524782637514
https://archive.is/wip/cnnWREmp has independently posting thirst pics of weird looking chicks for awhile, and Elaine put her own porn out there, linking it to a minor, and she never had a problem with nonce Graf distributing it...
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Elaine is so big brained she is going to take credit for a (low effort) hack she had absolutely had nothing to do with, which resulted in her own poa.st DMs being leaked. I guess she thinks we've forgot she was catfished multiple times in early 2023 begging for Null to reveal his love for her. Deranged rat.

inb4 she posts another angry rant on twitter threatening to dox more onionbros
 
Reason: "i'm going to dox you blah blah blah"
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https://twitter.com/x/status/1762409308736672107
https://archive.is/wip/btkKVPred-dur-turry? You mean Ash? Trying to provoke someone into sending SO-19 round to rag doll her?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1762410792232583578
https://archive.is/wip/RbNcFChinny reckon.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1762412651496268238
https://archive.is/wip/9XHo9See? Elaine has already undermined her own credibility within minutes.

@caprisun Care to make a statement? You clearly caused an hour, at least, of head banging against wall for E-lame there.
 
https://twitter.com/x/status/1762564190261154220
https://archive.is/wip/oygs9E-lame still head butting that wall...
https://twitter.com/x/status/1762576647411089433
https://archive.is/wip/JvvVQElame spazzes about lolcow.farm some more. Ms Miller reported caprisun to the rozzers, honest guv. Like lawyers (solicitors in Bongland) are involved... how's the battle going, E-lame? You winnin' yet?
Also: Daily? X
https://twitter.com/x/status/1762628089027174580
https://archive.is/wip/9eTjQMore lolcow.farm stuff.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1762641452033573151
https://archive.is/wip/EWa3xMore bint cat fight shit. Pas Ag version.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1762649216910848230
https://archive.is/wip/CGBLqYeeeeaaahh. But. Amber still posts on Commie Farms (has unknown socks), and was up in Plodwinson's DMs long before you. WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1762651562449485961
https://archive.is/wip/tpmZIDefend her in public? She doesn't go out in public... the "night club" comment... still seething over Plodwinson?
 
Nektar Geist said:
https://twitter.com/x/status/1762409308736672107
https://archive.is/wip/btkKVPred-dur-turry? You mean Ash? Trying to provoke someone into sending SO-19 round to rag doll her?
https://twitter.com/x/status/1762410792232583578
https://archive.is/wip/RbNcFChinny reckon.
https://twitter.com/x/status/1762412651496268238
https://archive.is/wip/9XHo9See? Elaine has already undermined her own credibility within minutes.

@caprisun Care to make a statement? You clearly caused an hour, at least, of head banging against wall for E-lame there.
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I can confirm that I am indeed the ooperator of lolcow.farms and 789. I am absolutely terrified and quaking in my boots. There is absolutely no way that Elaine will faildox another random woman for the nth time in a row.

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