United States Florida-man thread

[The Crimson Fucker]

My last thread made me think to do this.

ITT: we post new and old Florida man news.

I'll start with these.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-new...s-atlantic-human-powered-hamster-w-rcna103873https://news.yahoo.com/im-gonna-keep-calling-911-183430167.htmlhttps://www.wfla.com/news/florida/f...egoer-over-seats-in-viral-video-deputies-say/https://www.wesh.com/article/flesh-eating-bacteria-bite-florida/44130839https://nypost.com/2023/08/26/flori...ying-on-neighbor-through-her-bathroom-window/https://www.wesh.com/article/florida-man-bitten-rabid-otter/45317190https://nypost.com/2023/08/25/flori...g-opioid-chemical-agent-under-neighbors-door/

 

[The Crimson Fucker]

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-new...-arm-alligator-attack-not-end-world-rcna85899

 

[The Crimson Fucker]

https://nbc-2.com/news/2023/10/10/f...l-video-shows-him-beating-shark-to-death/amp/He wanted it to be a hammer head.

 

[The Crimson Fucker]

I'll give his landing a 6.9.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/skydiver-found-dead-in-florida-mans-front-yard

 

[The Crimson Fucker]

https://cbs12.com/amp/news/local/ov...lane-big-pine-key-florida-keys-october-9-2023Florida man arrested for dumping over 10,000 lbs. of trash on side of road

 

[The Crimson Fucker]

https://www.wral.com/story/florida-man-sees-woman-s-torso-in-alligator-s-mouth/21066127/

 

[The Crimson Fucker]

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/florid...ced-prison-selling-bleach-fake-covid-19-cure/

 

[The Crimson Fucker]

https://www.thedailybeast.com/flori...-parents-floods-their-home-then-kills-himselfBecause setting it on fire would be too cliche.

 

[The Crimson Fucker]

https://www.cnn.com/2023/10/14/us/florida-alcohol-distributor-robbery/index.html

 

[The Crimson Fucker]

https://www.tampabay.com/news/flori...mbroke-pines-employee-shooting-pokemon-cards/

 

[The Crimson Fucker]

https://apnews.com/article/deadly-shooting-tampa-florida-ybor-city-6791b6cf9c4165b9f287b6126732f257

 

[The Crimson Fucker]

https://www.reuters.com/world/ameri...n-who-arrived-by-jetski-state-run-2023-12-10/https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...es-ejected-golf-cart-brooksville/71877042007/https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/d...urant-after-being-asked-to-leave-deputies-sayhttps://www.outkick.com/drunk-flori...t-of-walmart-with-cash-register-deputies-say/

 

[Chemo]

Fun thread.
Consider only posting archived versions of the pages you're linking since news sites are completely reliant on advertising revenue.
Also, 12 Foot ladder is handy for dealing with many paywalls.
https://12ft.io/

 

[A.Non]

Fun thread.
Consider only posting archived versions of the pages you're linking since news sites are completely reliant on advertising revenue.
Also, 12 Foot ladder is handy for dealing with many paywalls.
https://12ft.io/

It's pretty messed up sometimes just which articles get put behind paywalls.

 

[The Crimson Fucker]

I don't even read mose of these articles just the headlines that look interesting. Which makes it suck even more when embeds don't work.

 

[The Crimson Fucker]

Florida man gets leprosy.
https://www.expresshealthcaremgmt.c...the-rise-in-florida-scientists-report/510514/https://www.sciencealert.com/leprosy-is-on-the-rise-in-florida-scientists-report

 

[The Crimson Fucker]

Florida man sues Dunkin Donuts after a toilet exploded leaving him injured and covered in human waste.
https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/flo...oilet-left-him-covered-in-human-waste-4807403

 

[Busty O'Queef]

Florida man sues Dunkin Donuts after a toilet exploded leaving him injured and covered in human waste.
https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/flo...oilet-left-him-covered-in-human-waste-4807403

He's only looking for 50k, which seems reasonable: is he definately Florida Man?

 

[The Crimson Fucker]

Here is an article with more info I think.
https://nypost.com/2024/01/04/news/florida-man-sues-dunkin-donuts-over-traumatic-toilet-explosion/
>Loss of the capacity for enjoyment of life

I probably shouldn't be laughing but I am.

 

[Busty O'Queef]

I think surviving an exploding toilet would encourage him to enjoy life more! Maybe he should be paying Dunkin Donuts?