United States Florida-man thread

[fag0t]

Here is an article with more info I think.
https://nypost.com/2024/01/04/news/florida-man-sues-dunkin-donuts-over-traumatic-toilet-explosion/
>Loss of the capacity for enjoyment of life

I probably shouldn't be laughing but I am.

this is why we prefer to shart in mart

 

[The Crimson Fucker]

I walk to the store, can't hold my shit anymore
Everybody walk the dinosaur
I call a stranger a whore, people staring some more
Everybody walk the dinosaur

I kick down the door, and shit on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Slip and fall on the floor, hit my head on the door
Everybody walk the dinosaur

 

[The Crimson Fucker]

https://lawandcrime.com/crime/flori...ound-prowling-near-7k-bonsai-tree-theft-cops/https://www.news-journalonline.com/...in-head-walks-a-mile-to-get-help/72255430007/https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdfl/p...icipating-conspiracy-distribute-protonitazenehttps://people.com/grief-counselor-...-on-human-trafficking-charges-florida-8430514

 

[The Crimson Fucker]

https://bnnbreaking.com/breaking-ne...g-child-out-of-window-amidst-custody-dispute/https://www.mystateline.com/news/1-...d-story-window-during-florida-custody-battle/

 

[Kunikazu Okumura]

Florida man tried to rob me the other day.

 

[The Crimson Fucker]

Did he use an alligator?

 

[Kunikazu Okumura]

Did he use an alligator?

You know what, I'm not comfortable sharing the real details here. But sure.

 

[Yandere_Theory]

gta6 trailer actually refers to florida men, watering flowers with a thong on.