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I got the covid vaccine and now the DNC can read my thoughts
- Thread starter Ronald Rump
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Merely an Ass
Remarkable Onion
can you read theirs back? or do you require more training?
I can sort of. Something about pizza and children. Not sure. I do need more training, but I think they're planning a pizza party for one of the staffer's kids.
GuntMaster2000
Remarkable Onion
has the vaccine made you gay yet?
Banging traps isn't gay so no
GuntMaster2000
Remarkable Onion
it is if your balls touch
Has the bells palsy kicked in yet?
Naw I got Pelsy's Balls instead and now I need bigger pants
Oh I guess it did make me gay then
Merely an Ass
Remarkable Onion
bold of you to assume they aren't already here.
You're right, how could I be so dumb. @SIGSEGV led them here.
Mike Stoklasa Simp
Remarkable Onion
Did you get my message?
Usually I'm thinkin bout thos beans
Lately they want me to check out various pizza places. I guess they want to know what's good around here. Not sure why they want to know if these restaurants have basements though. I guess they want to make sure there's enough room for all the people they want to invite to the party!
Yeah, don't worry, it's normal for it to curve in one direction or the other
Noghoul
An Onion Among Onions
IF YOU ARE NOT GAY & LARPING SEND US THE VACCINE CARD DIMENSIONS
I legit lost it, thanks for reminding me I need to call the hospital to try to get a new one