Obscenity2022
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because you said something that wasn't true and now i'm holding you to it.
there is no fucking way he took these photos, the lighting and presentation screams lady.
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Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread
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Nigger I am not debating on Gothamist or Debate.org, I couldn't have rats ass about nitpicking over some words.
Sneeder Griffin
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This is interesting.
There is only one cheese shop in Josh's area, Grater Goods. This cheese shop has a Cheese of the Month club, with the cheapest $50 option providing 3-4 cheeses a month. They even offer charcuterie like in the pictures for an additional $20/month. This box cannot be shipped and has to be picked up in person.
https://gratergoods.com/cheese-of-the-month-club
Josh also posted some letters he was sending out to various government officials. One of the government officials he emailed is the Representative from Florida's 4th district, Aaron Bean. Florida's 4th district covers Jacksonville and its surrounding areas, including the city Josh's mail forwarding service is in, Green Cove Springs. Note that Josh cannot use his mail forwarding address as proof of residency in order to vote, so this is further proof that Josh is living in the Jacksonville area.
https://archive.ph/xeI68
GuntChatRegular2
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Youthful Shannel
An Onion Among Onions
Just an hour away from Palatka, where I heard rumours he lived.
TheCIAGlowsInTheDark
An Onion Among Onions
Jersh is going to die before he reaches the age of 40 due to him eating so much cheese that it increases his cholesterol levels and he becomes more at risk of a heart attack.
We've already seen 'Fat Influencers' that drop dead in their 20's and 30's due to a really poor diet.
Lunar Magma
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Josh reads the Metokur thread, cries about the people posting in it, then locks the thread. What is this guy's problem? Something he read must have triggered his ODD. What is the point of this censorship? You can't control what they are saying and you don't like that?
I think being top janitor on his forum for many years has broken his brain. He expects to have total dominant control at all times. That has to seep into your personality and sense of entitlement over time, whether you are aware of it or not. I mean, the guy "has never been a normal weight" his entire life so it reeks of lack of control. So then he makes this website where he has complete and total control. The website is basically his powertrip that gives him the illusion of being in control of his life.
Sneeder Griffin
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Palatka is in Florida's 6th congressional district though.
Florida's 4th district comprises of the following cities:
>The west side of Jacksonville
>Green Cove Springs
>Keystone Heights
>Orange Park
>Penney Farms
>Asbury Lake
>Bellair-Meadowbrook Terrance
>Fleming Island
>Lakebrook
>Middleberg
>Oakleaf Plantation
>Baldwin
>Fernandina Beach
>Calahan
>Hilliard
>Nassau Villiage-Ratliff
>Yulia
Mace Dindu
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Kinda curious what it is about Cartman Josh finds so relatable, aside from him hating Jews and colored people
TheCIAGlowsInTheDark
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Jersh thinking Eric Cartman is a "relatable character" is the same energy that you see from retarded left-wingers that think the demons from Frieren are "misunderstood".
Anyone that has seen the anime Frieren will know that the demons from that show are emotionless sociopaths that only see human beings (and other mortals) as prey and they could care less about their prey being individuals. But you have midwit left-wingers that think the demons are "misunderstood" and think Frieren is "racist" even though the show makes it perfectly clear on why the demons are objectively evil and there is no trace of good in the demons to begin with.
You see the same thing with Jersh thinking Eric Cartman as the "Good Guy" when South Park makes it explicitly clear on why Eric Cartman is not a good person.
Jersh may like Eric Cartman because the character is racist and antisemitic but there are other objective reasons on why Cartman should be no one's role model. So let's list Cartman's horrible crimes that are canon in South Park:
Voyeurism and Revenge Porn:
One time Eric Cartman secretly watched Craig's mom undressing where he then processed to record her naked and then uploaded the revenge porn of Craig's mom to the Internet.
Kidnapping and False Imprisonment:
Eric Cartman kidnapped Butters and then locked him up in a bomb shelter by tricking Butters into thinking the world was going be struck by an asteroid so that Cartman can take his place to go to a fancy Mexican restaurant called Casa Bonita.
Rape:
Eric Cartman sucked Butters' penis when Butters was asleep so that he can take a photo of Butters in this compromising position to humiliate Butters later on.
Child Pornography:
Eric Cartman took sexually explicit photos of Butters in his sleep so that Cartman can use this to humiliate Butters in-front everyone in the classroom.
Enforced Suicide:
When Eric Cartman was in anger management, after his therapist called Cartman 'fat' in the attempt to get a rise of out the kid, Cartman impersonated his therapist on his phone by tricking the therapist's wife into thinking her husband was having an affair where she decided to commit suicide afterwards (the wife not realziing she was tricked to kill herself by a sociopathic kid) where the therapist looked at Cartman in horror and Cartman replies, "I'm not fat, I'm big boned!"
Indirect Homicide and Forced Cannibalism:
Eric Cartman orchestrated the murder of Scott Tenorman's parents where afterwards Cartman tricked Scott Tenorman to eat his parents remains and Scott Tenorman to his horror wouldn't realize what happened until Cartman explained everything.
There's too much to list here but you can clearly see why Eric Cartman is not a good person by any strech of the imagination.
Is this someone you want to relate to or let alone be your role model? If Eric Cartman was a real life person then he would've been sentenced to life in prison or sentenced to capital punishment for his crimes. This really says a lot about Jersh mentally when he admits that he uniorncally idolizes Eric Cartman and sees the infamous South Park character as a role model for him.
Normal people don't laugh with Eric Cartman, normal people laugh at Eric Cartman because normal people know Cartman is a horrible person and it's hilarious to see Cartman's schemes backfire on him time and time again.
Anyone that has seen the anime Frieren will know that the demons from that show are emotionless sociopaths that only see human beings (and other mortals) as prey and they could care less about their prey being individuals. But you have midwit left-wingers that think the demons are "misunderstood" and think Frieren is "racist" even though the show makes it perfectly clear on why the demons are objectively evil and there is no trace of good in the demons to begin with.
You see the same thing with Jersh thinking Eric Cartman as the "Good Guy" when South Park makes it explicitly clear on why Eric Cartman is not a good person.
Jersh may like Eric Cartman because the character is racist and antisemitic but there are other objective reasons on why Cartman should be no one's role model. So let's list Cartman's horrible crimes that are canon in South Park:
Voyeurism and Revenge Porn:
One time Eric Cartman secretly watched Craig's mom undressing where he then processed to record her naked and then uploaded the revenge porn of Craig's mom to the Internet.
Kidnapping and False Imprisonment:
Eric Cartman kidnapped Butters and then locked him up in a bomb shelter by tricking Butters into thinking the world was going be struck by an asteroid so that Cartman can take his place to go to a fancy Mexican restaurant called Casa Bonita.
Rape:
Eric Cartman sucked Butters' penis when Butters was asleep so that he can take a photo of Butters in this compromising position to humiliate Butters later on.
Child Pornography:
Eric Cartman took sexually explicit photos of Butters in his sleep so that Cartman can use this to humiliate Butters in-front everyone in the classroom.
Enforced Suicide:
When Eric Cartman was in anger management, after his therapist called Cartman 'fat' in the attempt to get a rise of out the kid, Cartman impersonated his therapist on his phone by tricking the therapist's wife into thinking her husband was having an affair where she decided to commit suicide afterwards (the wife not realziing she was tricked to kill herself by a sociopathic kid) where the therapist looked at Cartman in horror and Cartman replies, "I'm not fat, I'm big boned!"
Indirect Homicide and Forced Cannibalism:
Eric Cartman orchestrated the murder of Scott Tenorman's parents where afterwards Cartman tricked Scott Tenorman to eat his parents remains and Scott Tenorman to his horror wouldn't realize what happened until Cartman explained everything.
There's too much to list here but you can clearly see why Eric Cartman is not a good person by any strech of the imagination.
Is this someone you want to relate to or let alone be your role model? If Eric Cartman was a real life person then he would've been sentenced to life in prison or sentenced to capital punishment for his crimes. This really says a lot about Jersh mentally when he admits that he uniorncally idolizes Eric Cartman and sees the infamous South Park character as a role model for him.
Normal people don't laugh with Eric Cartman, normal people laugh at Eric Cartman because normal people know Cartman is a horrible person and it's hilarious to see Cartman's schemes backfire on him time and time again.
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This especially pisses me off because he genuinely misses the point of the show.
No, josh. It's not that they "no longer write characters". That was always the joke, you stupid nigger. In the earliest south park commentary of the 90s you can clearly hear Matt and Trey admit Stan and Kyle are self inserts, just them as kids, and they're just taking the piss when writing them.
The south park thread is an absolute fucking shitshow. Because OH NOES, DADDY TRUMP IS BEING MADE FUN OF IN THE SHOW OMG SOUTH PARK WAS NEVER GOOD IT WAS ALWAYS IN DECLINE!!!!!!!!!! Reading that shitty thread is like reading an IGN review.
Josh seems fine with the Nick Rekieta, Dick Masterson, Vito Gesualdi, etc. threads being mindless hate threads filled with dozens of pages of nonsense. What makes Metokur so special?
the trump enslavement syndrome thread on kiwifarms surprisingly has in depth look at this shitshow
Obscenity2022
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the single mom and not really having friends presumbly. i love how every single thing he said about kenny and the show peaking in 2002 is hilariously wrong. Matt and Trey brought Kenny back out of their own volition, and the creators admit to hating the first 100 episodes because of how obviously piss poor the writing and animation was back then.
if anything the "golden era" was season 7-14. You can tell how Josh is lying about his age with his south park hot take. the kenny dying stuff is sort of cringe looking back so unless you were seeing those episodes as they came out, you're not going to enjoy them. Like Josh is pretending he was born in 1996 now, so the blocklands stuff happened when he was 13, instead of being a proud 35 year old like he clearly is.
Youthful Shannel
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Null is TroonPosting again.
this FUCKING NIGGER
. he's now indirectly saying he wants gibsTheCIAGlowsInTheDark
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Doesn't Jersh currently benefit from the U.S. Post Office because he's currently debanked?
Last I heard, people send him checks in the mail to keep Kiwi Farms funded so he's clearly benefiting from the American federal government in this regard.