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Man Goes on Pilgrimage to Mecca: Asks Allah for $500 Billion Dollars
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Jack
That seems like too much.
But then again I probably would have low balled it and prayed for $50.
But then again I probably would have low balled it and prayed for $50.
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I wanted to say it would be funny if he were somehow killed by something worth that much but that is such a ridiculous amount of money it would be inconceivable for something like that to even happen. That amount of gold would require god himself to drop a solid gold 3 or 4 story building on his head, it's actually insane. The damage from the impact would also be catastrophic. I think all the gold in the US is just short of that by 20 billion give or take.
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kiwifails
I think this is the video because I can't find it on that web page, the tweet, Facebook, or really anywhere.