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Current News events concerning the United States of America
At least we can defend ourselves when the octopus Stewies attack.
 
FatassDrip said:
Feds had him on their radar since last year. Bang up job they do with our tax money.
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There's awful gang violence everyday throughout the country. I assume that takes up most of the FBI's time. The headline-grabbing lone wolf crazy person stuff is awful but if they put all their resources into that they miss the everyday crime.

All that said the FBI is terrible with political violence and it's bizarre.
 
atmos driver said:
There's awful gang violence everyday throughout the country. I assume that takes up most of the FBI's time. The headline-grabbing lone wolf crazy person stuff is awful but if they put all their resources into that they miss the everyday crime.

All that said the FBI is terrible with political violence and it's bizarre.
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More people get shot on most holiday weekends here in Chicago alone then every school shooting combined, but they use school shootings to Target heartstrings so they can tout "Muh gun control"
 
Betelgeuse said:
How do we know OJ didn't kill those people in self defense? 🤔
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Like how Chris Brown beat up his wife and those people with back stage passes in self defense. :trollface:
 
Reason: Twitter of course being as inconsistent and unhinged as it is actually defends this man unironically.
FatassDrip said:
Feds had him on their radar since last year. Bang up job they do with our tax money.
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Feds had him on their radar since (they started their MKULTRA programming) last year. The best programming isn't cheap, you know.
atmos driver said:
All that said the FBI is terrible with political violence and it's bizarre.
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Golly gee whiz shucks we totally missed all the signs again. Better give up more rights so we can keep you safe!
 
At this point they should just say they had no idea and be honest. Trying to act like they knew the whole time but did nothing to stop it makes them look more incompetent than if they never knew about them. I feel like they want to act like kira from death note or something acting like they knew all along to play it off but it's not very convincing to the point it's a meme.
 
Crimson Fucker said:
At this point they should just say they had no idea and be honest. Trying to act like they knew the whole time but did nothing to stop it makes them look more incompetent than if they never knew about them. I feel like they want to act like kira from death note or something acting like they knew all along to play it off but it's not very convincing to the point it's a meme.
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I had somebody explain death note to me and correct me if I'm wrong but isn't the whole point of that book that the kid writes down your name and then you die?

So like why didn't the fucking cop have his name legally changed to the kid's name? That's what I would have done IMMEDIATELY.
 
Betelgeuse said:
I had somebody explain death note to me and correct me if I'm wrong but isn't the whole point of that book that the kid writes down your name and then you die?

So like why didn't the fucking cop have his name legally changed to the kid's name? That's what I would have done IMMEDIATELY.
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Apparently it only works for true names so changing it won't help.
 
Crimson Fucker said:
Apparently it only works for true names so changing it won't help.
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G A Y.

In that case I would have shot the kid in the head before he wrote my name.

Either way he's a pretty dumb cop. I'd rather be alive in prison than dead because some faggot said my name like Betel- oh you almost got me that time tough guy.
 
Reason: Are the way? Jesus Christ talk to text stop phoning it in
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Or Bloody Ma- oops. Almost did it too.
Betelgeuse said:
G A Y.

In that case I would have shot the kid in the head before he wrote my name.

Are the way he's a pretty dumb cop. I'd rather be alive in prison than dead because some faggot said my name like Betel- oh you almost got me that time tough guy.
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Reason: I like tomato drinks too so it's a shame I can't order that drink at bars.
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Reason: I love how this basically became a Voldemort thread of names you shouldn't say.
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