United States Tucker Carlson assassination allegedly attempted in Russia

[The Crimson Fucker]

Probably before they realized he was a good puppet for Putin then called it off and threw someone under the bus.

https://americanmilitarynews.com/20...son-assassination-attempted-in-russia-report/
https://m.economictimes.com/news/in...ad-of-putin-interview/videoshow/108047617.cms

 

[Nektar Geist]

Threat to kill Tucker precedes Tuckers glowing (and not very realistic) review of Russia... hmmmmm. Naaaaah, couldn't be.

 

[The Crimson Fucker]

I'm surprised that there isn't a political cow thread on him here yet. I am not very good at making them, but I might be tempted to just make one to get the ball rolling and worry about an intro later. Or just copy his encyclopedia dramatica article.

 

[Nektar Geist]

Don't forget the Broke Back Mountain arc...

How butch...

 

[The Crimson Fucker]

Remember when Tuck the cuck unironically did the old "I wish that were me, what a snitch" meme about a female teacher molesting her male elementary student?