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What are you listening to right now?

I'd wager money on both. Are Japanese women massive sluts like Aussies or something?

They aren't massive sluts, they just understood a long time ago that there are two certain truths:

1. White boys mark the fuck out for Asian girls.

2. White boys jerk off to fucked up shit.

The problem is they leaned into the weird stuff so hard that instead of meeting our expectations of perversion, they made us push our boundaries.

Sometimes I wish I would have gotten a Jap. The made in China™️ girl I got is only a little bit kinky, and only when she wants to be.

She's lucky that I love her, because ever since we hooked up I've spent more time doing boring missionary then a couple of Mormon teenagers.
 
Anyways, let’s get back to something less semen-related (and instead probably more blood related).
Also, this song sounds like it could have been in the Fast And Furious movies.
 
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